goddamnedcocksucking canadianarmed forces

the WORST fucking army in the world the only reason that they have an armed force group is so someone can protect their god damned illegal, cheap-ass drugs. that makes them terrible because they are keeping the drugs for us to "save us" from ourselves when in reality you stupid sons of bitchs want the high for yourselves. canada is such a bad place to live it makes japanese tube hotels look like the fucking hilton hotel chain. not because their is so many of you cock suckers, its that your everywhere. and the only reason that you have a good sniper force is because they are all americans undercover trying to kill your asses.

you can't even walk into a drug store over there because the goddamnedcocksucking canadianarmed forces blocked us from their drugs to put their women to sleep long enough to rape their children.

by katidid May 18, 2006

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Canadian Armed Forces

What, Canada actually has armed forces now?

Now that I never knew...

What do they use them for, like keeping maple leafs safe or something?

And by the way- Canada NEVER invaded America and burnt the White House. That was the British forces advancing through their territory of Canada, you fuckup. So don't go thinking you've got one up on anyone because really, both America and Canada were Brittannia's bitches at one point. Canada still is, however. You're not out of the Commonwealth yet. That goes for you too, Australia. And you India. And New Zealand. And.......... etc

Hey, did you know that all milk cartons in Canada have the word "HOMO" up the side of them? No, really.

I never knew the Canadian Armed Forces even existed. I thought they had a mountain rangers goof troop, or something like that.

by OiOiBoy June 20, 2006

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Sonic Forces

Terrible normie Sonic game that has the worst storyline in all of Sonic. Tails is very afraid and can't do things on his own. Also, Chaos was revealed to return again, but it was all a prank, meaning they lied. Plus, the levels are terrible, especially the Classic Sonic ones. It even makes Labyrinth look good, and that's not a good thing. And the music is awful and even Cardi B can make better songs than Fist Bump. This game is the reason why 10s Sonic, other than Generations and Mania, sucks ass, along with Lost World, and Boom as a whole. Also why 00s Sonic is way better because we had good games. Call me a boomer, but I was born in 2005.

Normie: Sonic Forces is amazing! Best game of the 21th Century!

Me: You're joking. Sonic has way better games than Forces, especially from the 2000s. Unleashed, Colors, 3 and Knuckles, Adventure 2, Black Knight, Chronicles, Secret Rings, even 06 is universes ahead of Forces.

Normie: What.

Me: You don't know those games?! Educate yourself. Because Forces is the definition of a normie Sonic game. Those games are better and are good.

Normie: Ok boomer.

Me: I was born in 2005 you idiot!!!

Normie: Okay then, chill. Go listen to your lean Xanax music. I'm going to listen to good Sonic songs.

Me: Drake, Nicki Minaj, Lil Uzi Vert, Travis Scott, Asap Rocky, Tyler The Creator, and YBN Cordae don't do Xanax fool!!!

Normie: Racist.

Me: "Racist" my ass!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 3, 2022

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