if you witness any sexual act by a parent, are screwed over by a friend or significant other. then it is FML-worthy
by ThaDutchMaster May 20, 2009
A group of miserable fucks, who are still classy and regal, that fail at everyday attempts in life. Often resulting in mutual drinking and bitching about how bad thier lives suck ass.
Friend one "Hey man, whats up? "
Friend two "my life fucking sucks."
Friend one "HAHA, your a fucking failure!"
Friend two "no shit man."
Friend one "Join the FML club"
Friend two "my life fucking sucks."
Friend one "HAHA, your a fucking failure!"
Friend two "no shit man."
Friend one "Join the FML club"
by El Choam September 27, 2010
Short for: Fuck My Life, Fuck the World-
A phrase used to imply that while one may have flaws, everything else does too- basically a sort of nihilistic way of accepting one's self and the imperfections we have by comparing the flaws of society to the flaws of the individual.
*comparable to "I'm so ugly, but that's ok 'cause so are you" in Nirvana's Lithium*
A phrase used to imply that while one may have flaws, everything else does too- basically a sort of nihilistic way of accepting one's self and the imperfections we have by comparing the flaws of society to the flaws of the individual.
*comparable to "I'm so ugly, but that's ok 'cause so are you" in Nirvana's Lithium*
Guy 1: Aw shit, I totally embarrassed myself last night at the party. How can I ever come back from that?
Guy 2: Hey man, it's all good. FML FTW, right?
Guy 2: Hey man, it's all good. FML FTW, right?
by swagmoneyplaya October 08, 2020
Occurs in real life,msn or other social networking sites. where one person will come out with a statement such as "FML my dog shat on my bed"
this will then insight the FML game in which everyone will compete as to why their lifes more shit
this will then insight the FML game in which everyone will compete as to why their lifes more shit
"FML my dog shat on my bed"
"well FML my mum threw my PS3 out the window"
"well FML i broke both my legs"
"Fuck you all my internets down, No porn for a week"
"woh dude you win the FML game"
"yh man shit fuck your life "
"id totally just kill myself"
"well FML my mum threw my PS3 out the window"
"well FML i broke both my legs"
"Fuck you all my internets down, No porn for a week"
"woh dude you win the FML game"
"yh man shit fuck your life "
"id totally just kill myself"
by Jdawgthecool October 13, 2009
by Ryan farah June 15, 2010
Fetch Me Lube.
Believed by the masses to mean 'fuck my life.' Only a handful of enlightened individuals have achieved knowledge of its true, almost spiritual meaning. These individuals are able to comprehend that the utterer of the phrase (whose life appears to be in a dire place) is requesting lubricant in order to ease sexual acts, thereby cheering themselves up.
Believed by the masses to mean 'fuck my life.' Only a handful of enlightened individuals have achieved knowledge of its true, almost spiritual meaning. These individuals are able to comprehend that the utterer of the phrase (whose life appears to be in a dire place) is requesting lubricant in order to ease sexual acts, thereby cheering themselves up.
Dude1: "Voldemort totally killed my fam when I was but a wee babby, fml"
Dude2: "Vaseline? K-Y?"
Dude1: "What?"
Dude2: *Guards the secret, meditates and floats away*
Dude2: "Vaseline? K-Y?"
Dude1: "What?"
Dude2: *Guards the secret, meditates and floats away*
by Fragger2040 November 24, 2011