Flooring

To lie on a wooden floor and stare at the ceiling while philosofying about love, life, universe and everything.
To achieve a strong flooring experience, one needs appropriate flooring music.
To strengthen the experience, a good spaghetti Bolognese meal should be enjoyed beforehand.

PhilHarmony: Damn Jimmy, I'm really confused about all these complex issues regarding love, life, universe and everything..
Jimmy: Chill dude, let's do some flooring for a while and sort things out!!
PhilHarmony: Yeah man, that sounds great!!

by shgang January 9, 2009

flooding smile

to give a very warm, positive, and responsive smile

If you want to make a good impression, don't grin at them. Try to give them a flooding smile instead.

by Lasveta September 8, 2017

Floopinoof

How you feel when it’s 12:00 and u still haven’t started ur flooping math hw.

Guy 1: boi I went to bed at 9:00 last night
Guy 2: I went to bed at 4
Guy 1: PM??
Guy 2: AM
Guy 1: floopinoof

by Wannabeejian;) February 27, 2019

flooding tub

Too many people sitting in a tub

Right now there is a flooding tub

by uwu legend September 21, 2019

crap flooding

A mildly crass way to describe actions either on purpose or by accident causing a denial of service or inconvenience to others by putting out a large useless volume of something.

Some corporate asshat caused a ton of support calls due to his badly coded app crap flooding the network with traffic.

by winston smith the III March 20, 2017

Flippity floopin’

When you (a female) put your thumb in your anus and your finger (usually your middle finger) in your vagina while you pee. May be used either on the toilet or on another person.

I was flippity floopin’ by myself until I met Todd, now he wants to flippity floop together.

by OnceUponAnUrban June 22, 2019

squid floping

"Squid Floping" is A form of taunting in the Splatoon games by jumping and turning squid and kid quickly / rapidly

Bro1: *playing Splatoon* yo i'm squid floping
Bro2: yoooo bro You SUCK

by Carss1235 November 18, 2019