table flirting is when you and another person a few tables away start smiling and looking at eachother every few seconds, but nothing more happens.
Person 1: That guy at the bar last night was totally table flirting with me last night.
Person 2: Awww, sorry nothing happened.
Person 2: Awww, sorry nothing happened.
by nataliecoex3 March 9, 2008
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by Neesied69 September 20, 2011
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Tom: "Hey Billy what happened to Sabrina?"
Billy: "Oh, I performed the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump on her yesterday."
Tom: "Well, that explains all the blood on your bed sheets."
Billy: "Oh, I performed the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump on her yesterday."
Tom: "Well, that explains all the blood on your bed sheets."
by Sperm Sniper February 2, 2015
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by the brockman March 16, 2003
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I was watching vintage wrestling footage last night. Then my girlfriend came over and I Ric Flaired her during sex. She thinks I'm the sweetest man ever.
by NatureBOYYYY June 2, 2009
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by Mindy p April 26, 2009
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Tim: duddeeeee, i was talking to emma last night and she is such a freak.
Dan: dudddeee emma's a prude flirt she doesnt do shit in person...
Dan: dudddeee emma's a prude flirt she doesnt do shit in person...
by TK. Jakes September 24, 2010
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