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As the Bird Flies

The Act of walking in the most direct route from Cronulla to Stanwell Park 28 kms........well according to Mark Starr. Please note that it is quicker to walk the 28 km than drive the 45km as the bird does not fly......
Mark: Have you guys ever done the walk from Cronulla to Stanwell Park? it's only 28 kms
Us: No, Why would you walk 28 kms?
Mark: It's a really nice walk
Us: 28 kms isn't that far, why is this drive taking so long??
Mark: The Walk is as the Bird FLIES!!!!
Us: haha
by Mags85 December 11, 2013
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and no flies

Polari for ”honestly”/"seriously”/"straight up”/"dead serious
(please note: these are modernised versions of the use of this phrase)

Seriously! They just stole my food, and no flies! ”

”She was literally so hot, no flies”
by hehehehoohoo :p licc May 5, 2021
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pussy flies

Blue and green bot flies that deposit their offspring in the warm moist climate of the human female external genitalia. More complete not occur near blue waffles. High offensive odor when prepared biked.
The doctor said that the patients blue waffle platter was spoiled as evidenced by the swarm of pussy flies in the exam room.
by Waffle Dr June 13, 2023
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Flied

past tense of "fly" if your fingers find the spelling pretty
time flied by when walking in the rain
by trespassa90 August 21, 2022
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ice skating rink for flies

common phrase used to describe a bald head.
Bob's bald head is not a solar panel for a sex machine, it's more like an ice skating rink for flies.
by WVGrizMan69 December 19, 2016
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Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!
by Jotinmick December 9, 2018
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Time flies

Used as an observation that time seems to pass very quickly.
Time flies when you are focused on work
by xtreme tiger February 22, 2018
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