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fecestious

fecestious

to speak candidly about feces or things involving feces
pronounced FEE-CEES-TIOUS
Was created by Darrell W.A. Meier in the mid 2000's
Example "say you were just telling a story of how you lost control of you bowls and soiled your pants", You could then laugh and say, "Man, that was a fecestious story"
by Darrell Meier September 20, 2009
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flechette

1. some stupid french word.2 One of the worst ammo for shotguns in battlefield 3. 3. My anus.
Flechette ammo sucks cock.

My flechette is on fire.
by ninjaweiner April 11, 2012
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Fleckle

A g-rated swear word that could replace any word in any situation with the proper modification.

Comes from an ancient Mayan painting technique during which paint is splattered, creating fine spots.
Close your eyes, you shouldn't see them fleckle.

What the fleckle!
I'm gonna fleckle my pants.
Light a candle I may have fleckled.
by fleckles1 March 27, 2015
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Fleck

4-5 similar tings positioned or occurring closely together.
There was a bundle of twigs and flecks of grass brought inside from the outside by Lily the beagle.
by Detective Dick Sprinkles October 19, 2018
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feces poop crap shit fuck

1. (interj.) A phrase that someone says when something bad happens. The increasing vulgarity of each word is caused by the speaker getting more and more pissed off, culminating in a resounding fuck bomb.

2. (n.) A highly grotesque encounter between two or more gay guys, as can be inferred by the name.
1. (driving in car, late for work) "Feces!"

(driver spills coffee on self) "Poop!"

(driver swerves on road) "Crap!"

(cop chases after driver) "Shit!"

(driver crashes car) "FUCK!!!"

2. Guy #1: You hear that Tom and Bill had a feces poop crap shit fuck?
Guy #2: No, I didn't. What's that?
Guy #1: Oh, well they produced feces, then pooped, then crapped, then shat, all whilst fucking.
Guy #2: Oh, that makes sense. Thanks for letting me know, #1.
by fpcsf bomb August 21, 2011
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die fledermaus

1.)German for "the bat"

2.)the title of an opera composed Johann Strauss II

3.)Referring to the second definition. When you plan an act of revenge against your friends for what they did to you while you was in a state of drunkenness.
1. Was that a fledermaus that just flew by.

2. Want to go to the production of "Die Fledermaus" tonight?

3. I can't believe they did that to me while I was drunk, soon the fledermaus will be complete.
by Thomas Hamm November 10, 2008
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feces

that gross fuckin stuff that comes out your ass crack
The baby just splattered feces all over your damn face!!
by Spider Monkey Fag December 28, 2005
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