Flatulence

The utter nonsense spouted by flat earthers

As he described the flat earth his flatulence cleared the entire room.

Never discuss flat earth in a full lift as people might find it offensive.

by drnutt December 3, 2024

Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F)

The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.

Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.

by LarsBrunswick November 22, 2021

sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.

“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls”

by mazza98 January 18, 2023

Flatulance

An emergency vehicle that arrives to aid you up after being run over by a steamroller.

Call the flatulance, Saoirse has been run over again.

by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022

neural flatulence

noun.

1. the tendency to or the condition of doing or saying completely moronic shit. Esp a temporary condition that plagues the sufferer who typically (we hope) behaves rationally and intellegently, but for whatever reason, cannot think clearly and act sanely at the present time.
2. Condition that causes one to be unable to think of a word or coherant thought that is just at the tip of his or her tongue, either leaving the sufferer hanging or making him/her say something incorrect and stupid instead.
synonym: brain fart

girl: What is wrong with me recently? I mailed the butt plug to my sister and the baby gift to the gimp and I think I even voted Republican!!!
guy: I think you're suffering from neural flatulence.

by kittymisfit September 25, 2010

phantasmal flatulence

The fart of a ghost and or other spectral being.

The phantasmal flatulence of the haunted hospital was overwhelming.

by Mortamort March 28, 2021

mental flatulence

mental flatulence: the time when a person cannot access information in the brain that is usually readily accessible.

I had such mental flatulence that I could not recall my own name.

by TooSick4U October 21, 2010