Portuguese Flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and face and smack her ears simultaneous, similar to a Russian Flashbang, then just run away (assumingly to play football)

Dude 1: She wanted me to stay, but I gave her a Portuguese Flashbang because I had a match with the boys!
Dude 2: True bro right here!

by averageportuguesedude October 26, 2022

Ethan Trenum Flashbang

A combat move where a victims head is slammed into a wall with great force

“Dude did you see that fight?” “yeah he got ethan trenum flashbanged”

by nastybxtch September 17, 2022

Squirt flashbang

It's when a girl squirt on your face!

For example: stop pulling the squirt flashbang on my face!

by Joey kontenrimmer May 13, 2022

Flashbang

when you flash someone then proceed to roughly have sexual intercourse with someone

woah man i flashbanged a four year old girl now im going to prison

by lettucewithhumanlegs December 16, 2021

Flashbang

When you cum in your own eyes, often during sleep. This word can also be used by guys during sex before he cums in a girl’s eyes.

“FLASHBANG!” *goes back to sleep or
“Bro, you just flashbanged me”

by Dragdi March 11, 2022

The Flashbang

You bust on a chicks eyelids and then while she cant see you just leave.

"bitch asked me to stay the night so i hit her with the flashbang"

by theFBomb47 March 25, 2022

40Mm flashbang

Giant grenades used for killing infants in their cribs and to point, point blank at the vulnerable populations faces. Good enema

The 40mm flashbang needs to be banned.

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022