Flarper

One who fails or falls very commonly.

You're mom is such a flarper in bed.

by Flarp Parkour April 16, 2011

farce

The 2005 United States Grand Prix.

With only six cars competing in the event, the race had become a total farce.

by sparkle June 29, 2005

Flare

A DJ scratch, apparently invented by DJ Flare, which involves leaving the opening and closing of the scratch with an open fader and "clicking" in between the opening and closing.

Orbit scratches are a repetitive form of the Flare.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

flared

smoking so much weed that you feel your mindset change. Your knees start to shake, and your face feels warm, and your head feels heavy.

Me, Dan, and Forrest went out back during lunch at school.
We got totally flared of that dank ass dro. I was so flared i couldnt even do my fucking level two math.

by seeds_N_stems July 20, 2009

Farce

To do something that isn't really necessary.

A child in a furniture shop touching everything that is in sight. Mum might say "why are you being farce for?" Meaning that the child is touching things which he doesn't need to be touching.

You are in town and there is a random guitar on the floor so you decide to pick it up and try and play it. Friend says "you're so farce". Meaning that you're extra because you didn't have to pick it up when there was no need.

by That person you may know February 26, 2013

Flareon

The false profit.

The son of the Dome Fossil.

Flareon was sent to the Hive Mind by the Dome fossil to corrupt the Hive into defying the Helix Fossil's guidance. He was banished to the PC for his plot & was finally defeated on Bloody Sunday.

by Orion Icarus March 29, 2015

solar flares

Pants of the large and bright variety. The pants often are larger at the bottom than the top.

Rachel, in her solar flares and baby tee made quite a scene on her way to the buffet line.

by The Poetess November 2, 2003