happy famper

A male who, if home alone, will stay in the bathroom and masturbate for an extended duration of time.

"Dude your parents were gone yesterday! did you get shit faced?" "No Celeb Jihad uploaded new videos and I pulled a happy famper."

by Helmbros June 3, 2014

ball flapper

When a man farts and it comes out the front and flaps his balls around.

While billy sat in his chair, his fart came out the front flapping his balls caucusing a ball flapper

by Pattywagon1977 April 12, 2015

wank flapper

Someone with terrible opinions who just won't shut up about them.

Elon Musk is such a wank flapper. He's posting a bunch of tweets about how corporations are people and unions are bad again.

by BernieWHW June 17, 2018

Wind flapper

Large vaginal exterior lips, also known as "Beef Curtains".

example: "It was so windy, I could hear her Wind Flappers...plap plap plap".

by Galphinese December 30, 2019

Mr. Flapper

A very loose vagina (or vagina lips). And when anal fucked, the vagina lips flap with every thrust.

I like to call my pussy Mr. Flapper

by ilikechixen June 12, 2017

flappers

an older woman's labia majora when they protrude more than normal.
women can now have them surgically made smaller or even removed in order to look younger down there.

my boyfriend likes to play with my flappers, yesterday he tried to tie them into a knot.

by rigo22 July 12, 2006

flamerific

someone or something that is exceptionally gay

Dude. I never noticed how flamerific the lead singer of Queen is.

by jnyfknmlr January 4, 2009