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figure it the fuck out

The only "Secret" you'll ever need. Life isn't fair. Shit happens. You DO have the power to create your life and change your destiny, but not by wishing for it. It may take blood, sweat or tears. And sometimes booze at 8 am. Nobody's judging. Just figure your shit out.
Daryl: "Rick's lost his mind since Lori died, so I'm just going to have to figure it the fuck out. Let's go, Carol."
by LDV2013 November 1, 2013
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six fingered windowlicker

resident of small town originating from same place particularly for example wellingborough in northants UK. similar to chav in usage but more implication that their parents took a dip in the shallow end of the gene pool - they were possibly first cousins.
I saw loads of six fingered windowlickers out last saturday in Welly - think they caught the special bus from the Hemmingwell.
by chopsie May 13, 2004
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seven figures

anywhere from 1,000,000-9,000,000 dollars
look at that foo, hes making seven figures and doesn't do anything.
by funyun January 14, 2009
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Figure 4 Leg Lock

One of the most painful submission moves in wrestling today. It became popular due to the legendary Nature Boy, Ric Flair using it as his signature move. As such, a wrestling crowd will start shouting "Wooooo!" as a tribute to the now retired wrestler. Example linked below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4YD4LVpk3E
Michael Cole: Oh no! Ric Flair is trying to lock in the Figure 4 Leg Lock! If he does this match could be over!

King: Ouch! Can you hear MVP screaming? I can't believe he still hasn't tapped out!
by GangstaRizeal January 27, 2009
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Fingered

(1) to accuse someone of something or to point blame.
(2) to insert ones fingers in a woman’s vagina or anus for sexual stimulation.
(1) Dave was fingered by his boss at work for stealing.
(2) Joe fingered Laura in his car after there first date.
by Maxwell December 27, 2004
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Toe Fingered

To have short stubby fingers resembling toes.

Having a short stubby penis resembling a toe.
He is so toe fingered that he can't just push one button on the elivator.

You're a toe fingered fuck!
by Mike Rotch Hertz April 22, 2004
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Figure on a Screen

A person who is considered to be lesser then a friend.

Someone who does not hold value to you as a friend, but you still communicate with them by social media means or even by face to face contact.
This situation involves 3 people: Person 1, Person 2 , and Person 3. Person 1 is speaking to person two in this scenario

Person 1: I would be very upset and would care a lot if Person 3 did not speak with me anymore, however if Person 2 did not speak to me, I would not care because they are a figure on a screen to me and not an actual friend.
by texasindian May 18, 2018
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