Five finger discount

Stealing.

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

three finger proctological exam

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.

This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!

by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009

Trump Fingers

Someone who sees themself as a Twitter expert, impulsively tweets and retweets incessantly, and has tiny, baby-like fingers which aid in typing hate-fueled egomaniacal twitter garbage. See: "Twitter Fingers"

Kyle: Thank god Obama doesn't have Trump Fingers. I mean, how would he grip a basketball, or like, eat with adult silverware?

Becket: Yeah, although its too bad Obama doesn't have Trump Fingers I was hoping he would get us into a war with Russia or just do something bat-shit crazy 😥

Kyle: Don't worry, with Trump as President, you can count on at least one of those things happening! 😃

by BasketFullOfKittens January 25, 2017

fidget spinner

the only case in history where a bit of plastic and metal doomed the human race

fidget spinners doomed us all

by Dylanfinity (obviously) June 3, 2017

finger stinger

a remnant of a joint of marijuana. After smoking a joint down to the end, to hold and smoke it would more than likely burn the smoker's fingers. Also known as a roach.

Dude: You don't have any roaches to smoke?

Dudette: Nah, they're all finger stingers.

by StopUsingAlltheGoodNames February 10, 2010

finger shackle

Wedding band or ring

Dude.....check out that hot girl over there. Oh yeah, forgot that you have a finger shackle on.

by coldwar September 18, 2010

Fingery Bum Wank

When a male person vigorously inserts and retracts his forefinger from his own anus, whilst with his other hand; angrily masturbates to an explosive climax.
Note - is not an exclusively solo act - one could improvise and perhaps masturbate himself while his housemaid or sister assisted with the fingering portion.

1) ...gentleman one to gentleman two "I say, I spiced up my evening tug last night, and fiddled the badge with my forefinger. I believe my son calls it a fingery bum wank".

2) ...young stud remarks "Jesus I had a shocker last night..I convinced this chick to help me out with a fingery bum wank and ended up shitting all over her hand and wrist"..... young studs friend "...nightmare, but respect!"

by The F P February 22, 2011