A complex sexual maneuver, involving a Filipino duck, a loaded asshole, and one drunk bitch.
The move is begun when the bill of the duck is shoved into the loaded asshole (which can be possessed by anyone in the party). When the duck opens its bill to quack, the shit must then be planted inside the open mouth. The duck's bill must then be removed from the asshole and stuffed into the previously lubricated vagina. The duck will then proceed to deposit the shit into the vagina, thus space docking the girl.
Other variations include the Mississippi Mallard Docker.
The move is begun when the bill of the duck is shoved into the loaded asshole (which can be possessed by anyone in the party). When the duck opens its bill to quack, the shit must then be planted inside the open mouth. The duck's bill must then be removed from the asshole and stuffed into the previously lubricated vagina. The duck will then proceed to deposit the shit into the vagina, thus space docking the girl.
Other variations include the Mississippi Mallard Docker.
ex1.Tyler: dude my girlfriend is wasted, and we are going past a Filipino restaurant. time to do a Filipino Duck Fuck!?
ex2. Fredy to Mary: hey baby, do you see the duck on the pond?
Mary: yeah, so majestic, so beautiful!
Fredy: yeah, um, i'm thinking we can do a Filipino duck fuck soon?
Mary: are you kidding me Fredy? you know i'm always down for that!
ex 3. Filiipino Duck to Mallard: shit, that couple is staring at me, i think they might wanna do a Filipino duck fuck with me. damn i'm tired of the taste of shit in my mouth, combined with the taste of lubed pussy.
Mallard: yeah i know what you mean. this guy tried to do that to me last week and he ended up making diarrhea in my bill and then when he shoved it in the girls vagina, she queefed and it ended up going down my throat.
Filipino Duck: yeah FML Mallard
Mallard: SHUT THE FUCK UP
ex2. Fredy to Mary: hey baby, do you see the duck on the pond?
Mary: yeah, so majestic, so beautiful!
Fredy: yeah, um, i'm thinking we can do a Filipino duck fuck soon?
Mary: are you kidding me Fredy? you know i'm always down for that!
ex 3. Filiipino Duck to Mallard: shit, that couple is staring at me, i think they might wanna do a Filipino duck fuck with me. damn i'm tired of the taste of shit in my mouth, combined with the taste of lubed pussy.
Mallard: yeah i know what you mean. this guy tried to do that to me last week and he ended up making diarrhea in my bill and then when he shoved it in the girls vagina, she queefed and it ended up going down my throat.
Filipino Duck: yeah FML Mallard
Mallard: SHUT THE FUCK UP
by RiiPCiTYDOOODE January 17, 2011
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Most Filipino's have a darker skin tone, flat nose, have a mustache, and smart. They love their rice and eat rice with every meal. Most Filipino's are short, and the Filipino parents are very strict and yell alot. They have wierd last names. Most Filipino's are also religous. They are ussualy Christian. Alot of Filipino's try to act gangster while the rest just dont fall under a stereotype.
Filipino's in america are strongly bonded together. They help each other out and are very friendly to each other. They are ussually part of the middle class. While Filipino's in the Phillippines are either poor or rich. They are still friendly to each other and help one another but the goverment is corrupt and the economy is horrible.
Most Filipino's have a darker skin tone, flat nose, have a mustache, and smart. They love their rice and eat rice with every meal. Most Filipino's are short, and the Filipino parents are very strict and yell alot. They have wierd last names. Most Filipino's are also religous. They are ussualy Christian. Alot of Filipino's try to act gangster while the rest just dont fall under a stereotype.
Filipino's in america are strongly bonded together. They help each other out and are very friendly to each other. They are ussually part of the middle class. While Filipino's in the Phillippines are either poor or rich. They are still friendly to each other and help one another but the goverment is corrupt and the economy is horrible.
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It is what happens when a jealous philippina woman, usually a hooker or girlfriend, finds out you have been screwing around with other women, (called being a butterfly). She cuts off you cock and balls with a staight razor while your very drunk and sleeping, and then tries to feed them to you.
When Hot Cherrie found out that her sailor-boy Johnny was butterflying with the other bar girls, she got him really wasted on Mojo and gave him a filippino hair cut after he passed out last night. Ouch!
by popeye1369 October 31, 2010
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by Day shift worker December 12, 2013
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2) Have been called "Asian" or "Pacific Islander"
2) Unfortunately, some are racists, and think every brown person is a filipino...some tend to hate you just because you aren't one of them
3) Tend to be very smart
4) Want to have light skin, and even have skin whitening soaps
5) Many invaded Guam and completely disrespect the culture
2) Have been called "Asian" or "Pacific Islander"
2) Unfortunately, some are racists, and think every brown person is a filipino...some tend to hate you just because you aren't one of them
3) Tend to be very smart
4) Want to have light skin, and even have skin whitening soaps
5) Many invaded Guam and completely disrespect the culture
by Loves other cultures, but hates prejudice March 16, 2008
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by bboybullet October 19, 2010
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1. Generally speaking Filipinos are hardworkers.
-why would they go far away from home just to work in a foreign land.
2. TheAsian is right
3. thats Tagalog.
-theres a lot of doorbell sound-like words in the language but its not annoying.
4. Well isnt there any golddigger in your country you narcissistic son of a bitch?
5. TheAsian is quite right.
6. That's our culture.
- That's the way surviving and living in a 3rd world country.
7. UP is a great university to get in here in the Philippines but that is not, apparently,the best in the country.
8. Of course we are short! WE ARE ASIANS!
9. We are noisy thats a fact.
10.of course we want our kids to born in America. there are many opportunities in America that we cant get here in the Philippines.
11. English is the universal language and it is part of our official language used in the country so get over it.
12. of course we eat rice and meat.
-Again we are asians! and asians eat rice and meat, what do you think we'll eat? pure rice?
-We are not pacific islanders, we are asians, we are part of southeast asia. (How can you live here for 5 years and not know that, arent you stupid.)
-The only thing that im proud that the spanish brought us is Christianity.
all mankind came from that same species Homo sapiens. didnt you learn that from school? the thing is being an American means your better than us.
1. Generally speaking Filipinos are hardworkers.
-why would they go far away from home just to work in a foreign land.
2. TheAsian is right
3. thats Tagalog.
-theres a lot of doorbell sound-like words in the language but its not annoying.
4. Well isnt there any golddigger in your country you narcissistic son of a bitch?
5. TheAsian is quite right.
6. That's our culture.
- That's the way surviving and living in a 3rd world country.
7. UP is a great university to get in here in the Philippines but that is not, apparently,the best in the country.
8. Of course we are short! WE ARE ASIANS!
9. We are noisy thats a fact.
10.of course we want our kids to born in America. there are many opportunities in America that we cant get here in the Philippines.
11. English is the universal language and it is part of our official language used in the country so get over it.
12. of course we eat rice and meat.
-Again we are asians! and asians eat rice and meat, what do you think we'll eat? pure rice?
-We are not pacific islanders, we are asians, we are part of southeast asia. (How can you live here for 5 years and not know that, arent you stupid.)
-The only thing that im proud that the spanish brought us is Christianity.
all mankind came from that same species Homo sapiens. didnt you learn that from school? the thing is being an American means your better than us.
Filipinos are southeast asian.
Filipinos are well mannered race.
Filipinos are hospitable.
Filipinos hates racist.
Filipinos are well mannered race.
Filipinos are hospitable.
Filipinos hates racist.
by mchlvllnv February 23, 2010
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