Flexaholic

A person who's addicted to flexin

He lives a different lifestyle on social media than in real life you can easily tell he's a flexaholic

by itsADOLLA January 19, 2015

File Hoarder

A person who downloads alots of movies games and other shit and keeps them for no appearent reason.

Fuck sake morgan u have 5 hard drives full of documentaries that youve watched your a file hoarder

by darryl mccomish May 23, 2014

Flex World

A magical isekai world, where everything as far as the eye can see is made of liquid rubber... in a can! Nothing ever leaks in the Flex World, for the prodigious sealing power of the Flex Seal products prevents leaks from ever existing in reality AND in concept. Jon-kun was brought into the Flex World by the overlord of God, Jesus, Adam, Eve, Lilith, and Allah: Phil Swift. Within the Flex World one can experience endless euphoria among every Flex Seal Product in existence, as well as drive the Flex Glue Monster 4x4 (provided you have your driver's license and proof of insurance.) There is even the greatest invention Phil Swift has ever conceived... but we cannot know of its properties, else our minds would implode from the awe and beauty of its splendor. The only way to enter the Flex World is to be pulled into your TV by Phil Swift himself. It may seem far and attainable, but as a species, we should never stop trying to reach the Flex World and achieve that pure state of nirvana.

Jon Jafari: "Hello? Where am I? Am I dead? Is this heaven?"
Phil Swift: "No Jon. It's not heaven, it's better. It's the Flex World, where everything as far as the eye can see is made of liquid rubber... in a can!"

by SlickSerpent99 December 5, 2018

flex player

a person who does not have a fixed role in a team, and is versatile enough to switch roles at a moment's notice and still fulfil their new role with sufficient proficiency. they are also known as generalists, and can help balance a team to reduce their weaknesses or vulnerability, particularly if an enemy team is exploiting said weakness.

contrast this with a 'normal' person, who will lock into and serve a static role throughout the team's existence.

it is commonly used in sports, and gained popularity in the realm of eSports, where class-based games provide an explicit benefit for designating flex players to allow their team to adapt. two concepts of flex players arise:

1) in games where classes* are locked in at the start of the match, such as MOBAs (DOTA, League), flex players often choose classes that are known as 'flex picks' in their communities - classes that are inherently versatile enough to be able to switch roles on their own.

2) in games where classes* can be changed at the start of a new round or mid-match, such as FPSes (Rainbow Six: Siege & Valorant or Overwatch & Team Fortress 2, respectively), flex players can either choose 'flex picks' (explained above), or will change classes throughout the match as the needs of their team evolve.

*see also (game-specific terms): heroes, champions, operators, agents, heroes (yes, again), mercenaries

#1)
jungler: 'im getting focused down, my lane needs help'
flex player: 'alright, ill flex over to that lane right now'

#2:
teammate: 'our map control is too weak and the enemy team is exploiting that by rushing us down each round.'
flex player: 'got it, let me switch to an area denial class next round.'

by Randomystick June 18, 2022

Knowledge Flex Off

When more than one person is doing a Knowledge Flex

Our meeting went for 2 hours over time with those 4 people constantly having a knowledge flex off

by Cozza Collins May 1, 2008

Reverse Seared Filet

When a one night stand makes a point to tell you they have a family with an open relationship before sex.

I enjoyed a Reverse Seared Filet last night, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

by EvilGramps September 5, 2016

line up the flex

To show off and stunt with ones money and possessions. Often attributed to rappers spending money haphazardly.

ayyee!! line up the flex. We bout to hit up the club!!

by shimmyy June 14, 2016