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Foster's Law

The rule that "if I’ve Heard of Yer Da I Don’t Need To Hear From You", coined by Dawn Foster. Describes mediocre people who have jobs in the media not because of any talent of their own but because they have rich and famous parents, private schooling and family connections.
Giles Coren a prime example of how Foster's Law holds for almost every man bar Jesus.
by Giles Coren August 22, 2022
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Pulling a Foster

Dating and/or hooking up with a freshman in high school when you are a Senior in high school or older.
"Hey who is Marcus walking down the hallway with? She looks like an 11 year old."

"Oh I can't believe you didn't hear about Marcus pulling a Foster! He's been porking that freshman for weeks now."
by shallb1502 September 21, 2011
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fuster cluck

Transpositive derivation of cluster fuck, commonly used if a small child, manager, Jehovah's Witness, or HR person is within earshot.
"So the job was a total cluster fu..." Thad stopped himself, eyeing his 3 year old daughter watching him intently, "...fuster cluck."
by Scary Mike June 10, 2004
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Foster The People

Great band from Los Angeles formed in 2009 who make music which is mostly in the Indie Rock and Indie Pop genre. Made songs such as Pumped Up Kicks, which was popular during the summer of 2011, and Helena Beat. The entire album 'Torches' is very good, receiving great reviews from critics overall.
The band is made up of Mark Foster, who does vocals, Mark Pontius, who does the drums and Cubbie Fink who does the bass guitar. Isom Innis and Sean Cimino - also known as "Mago" which means "wizard" in Italian, as he is a "wizard" guitarist - also do live shows with Foster The People, making them part of the band as well.
"Who did that awesome song Pumped Up Kicks?"
"Oh, Foster The People, they're amazing."
by SophieLouise1018 May 30, 2013
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sutton foster

Highly talented Broadway actress who has starred in various productions. Very sweet and down to earth, too.
Sutton foster has a beautiful voice
by Kristinlangst March 1, 2008
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Fosterline

Software used to adopt children. (Subsidiary of Timberline).
Person A - You've been on the computer for awhile.
Person B - Yea, just been surfing fosterline. Lots of children to choose from.
by lifeduzt July 23, 2010
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Faster than the speed of nut

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.
"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"
by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017
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