fershnokered

Drunk. Tipsy. All that fun stuff.

Dude, I was soooo fershnokered last night.

by Sweet Sacrifice V December 14, 2010

Fersnaggled

Having fondled.

I just fersnaggled Eli's mom last night.

by M.I.L.F. Masterr February 27, 2011

fessenger

A portmanteau of "fashion" and "messenger", a person who rides a single speed track bike and carries a bike messenger bag but does not work for a courier company.

Who does that guy work for?

Oh, that's a fessenger, bro. He's just a commuter.

by Mensa Cramps January 9, 2013

fermentation freak

A person who stores the cum of the last guy she gave head to and mixes it with soy sauce. After that it is usually accustomed to serve it with your favourite Chinese dish and eat it on your birthday.

Happy birthday! I take it your a fermentation freak as-well?

by Adolf Hitler Senior January 22, 2016

Fermented Flower

After having sex, the man's cum is allowed to "ferment" inside the woman's vagina for an hour or two. The cum is then smeared on the mans upper lip as an act of revenge similar to the "dirty sanchez"

" I couldn't make Jenny cum, so after I passed out she gave me a fermented flower"

by Beatdead878 June 5, 2016

Ferkenshnirtz

Ferkenshnirtz, alternately spelled as 'Ferkenshnertz', is a verbal expression of surprise and distaste toward an event that annoys and dismays you. It is similar to the euphemism "oh shoot!".

This term is, as far as I know, is my made up term to shrugg off frustrating encounters such as instances in video games of dying or failing to pass a level in frequently comical and unrealistic ways.

It is essentially verbal shrugging meant for things that should not have been a problem.
The term itself is also an amalgamated corruption of 'ferk and schnirtz', which themselves could be corrupted and softened expletives.

Ah Ferkenshnirtz, I just lost all my gear!

I should have passed this Ferkenshnirtzen level ages ago!

by Blānk man October 15, 2016

Ferentic

When you feel confused and fearful

I feel Ferentic

by THE GUY (: May 2, 2017