fantasy zombie 

A fantasy player who is not expected to do well but exeedes expectations on a normal basis week after week

That player is such a fantasy zombie, he keeps scoring high despite low expectations for him.

fantasy zombie by Bob December 20, 2009

Fantasy Schedules

The most pointless things ever created.

Everytime I see a fantasy schedule I die a little on the inside.

Fantasy Schedules by Your mom January 14, 2004

fantasy theater 

When one is completely engrossed in a daydream.

I was trying to talk to Tom, but he was totally at fantasy theater, he never said a word.

fantasy theater by mattfoster01 December 19, 2008

Fantasy funk 

The emotional slump hardcore fantasy football fans go into after the football season is over with.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna go out Monday night for a beer?
Person 2: No. I can't. I'm too depressed that football is over with. Mondays won't be the same again for me until September.
Person 1: You gotta snap outta your fantasy funk, dude.

Fantasy funk by Lo Fo Sho February 21, 2010

fantasy merc 

n. someone with no discernible sports allegiances other than those scattered individuals that make up their fantasy team.

How is this guy a sports fan? He's rooting for guys on both teams?
He's clearly a fantasy merc.

fantasy merc by tom hum April 18, 2010

Fantasy Docking 

The filthy act of one man day dreaming about banging a super hot woman and then realizing that he is in fact fucking another mans penis.

Reamer tried to imagine that he was getting it on with Lindsey L. (pre-coked out crackwhore status) and was rubbing her breasts when all of a sudden he realized she had really hairy tits and her cooter felt funny too, then he realized he was just fantasy docking again and had is cock shoved in the cap of his hairy buddy Rosco's schlong... He came anyway

Fantasy Docking by ScoobaSteveTX November 3, 2010

Fantasy Whore 

A girl you want to fuck but will never get. She lives in your fantasies and you fuck her every day until the frustration of never having her takes over your head and you start thinking of a new fantasy whore. Fantasy whore you try to forget can come back in while jacking off at any given time.

"What took you so long in the bathroom?"
"Jacking off to the fantasy whore."

Fantasy Whore by DJDaveNYC August 5, 2017