Panny Fanny

When a female meets someone during a pandemic, but they’re in tier three. The rules state they shouldn’t be copulating but they can’t help themselves.
Alphy got himself some serious panny fanny last night down Castlefields. I hear they’ve also been frequenting the orifice regularly too 😍😍 Word on the street is he blows her mind 🤯🤯
by Son Yin no G Hine January 14, 2021
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Fanny Wrangler

A television studio production assistant who has the job of arranging the attractive females in the studio audience to ensure that they are strategically placed in the front row of the audience so as to appear in the background either side of the presenters.
In order to carry out their duties they also ensure the ugly mingers and fat males are stood at the back well out of shot.
On "Top Gear" there are always a disproportionate number of attractive females stood behind Hammond, Clarkson and May when they doing the studio links

"Get the Fanny Wrangler arranging the hot babes over by the chairs as we do the news in 3 minutes " said the producer.
by Monty3945 November 7, 2012
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fanny beard

You will require a girl with a hairy bush. Flip her upside down spread her legs, go behind her and rest your chin on her fanny. A mirror is best at this point to check out your fanny beard. You can use ladies with differing colour hair to get your desired look.
Flipped my bird upside down last night and took a fanny beard selfie. My birds sporting an 80s bush at the moment.
by anon.gcfgv755r August 29, 2014
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fanny flutter

He was kissing my neck and pulling my hair, I got major fanny flutter!
by Sas92 September 26, 2013
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Fanny Snot

The creamy substance excreted from a dirty vagina.
Julia got her fanny snot all over my dick the other night.
by Bitch boii February 1, 2020
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Clammy fanny

A sweaty vagina which also has discharge, thrush

The sign for this is clamping your hands, opening and closing 3 times like a crab and saying "clammy fanny" in a voice like 'Lenny's' from the the story 'Of Mice and Men'.
My girlfriends fanny stinks, she's got a clammy fanny! Uch a fi!
by rhywpenol October 5, 2009
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fanny-clam

A female bollock-bulge.

See also beetle-bonnet and monkey's chin
"Wow! Wouldn't mind rubbing my mits on that fanny-clam."
by Marko The Great August 26, 2004
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