fatass

One whose bloated sacs of cellulose have swelled to the point where the pressure ruptures their spinal cord and travels to their brain, infecting their ability to reason and speak proficiently.

see Michael Moore

by beadhead November 24, 2003

fatassity

adj. two friends who love to eat and talk all day long! morning til night :

Michi and Mai are such fatassities! yayuhhh!

by abg April 29, 2005

fatass

a big booty woman or woman with a applebottom

sir mix alot definition of the word fatass: "Baby Got Back"

by tapthatass September 23, 2005

fatassitus

A common disease also known as super morbidly obese. This disorder can strike any human, but is generally found around the "all you can eat buffet" down thar at thems "golden corral" home of the best chicken fried steak.

Dude, what the fuck is this place! Oh yeah, this is where all the people with fatassitus go to graze.

by 60 Central February 28, 2008

factasy

a fact that provokes fantasy or is fantastic by itself; a literary or artistic genre that combines complete facticity with unbridled fantasy.

The center of our galaxy tastes like raspberries and smells rum. This factasy is a recent discovery of astronomers.

I am writing a factasy based on recent calculations: each ejaculation contains about 15 terabytes of genetic information transferred at a speed of 5 terabytes per second.

by Mike November 3, 2012

FatassfartassmilkassJosh14

Real big../.. shut the hell up , my balls itch like a Josh on a stick... my balls itch like three of them

My balls feel like FatassfartassmilkassJosh14

by D I C C W E T T I December 5, 2018

Factastraphy

When you spit bars to real and the other dude starts to cry.

This situation has become a real factastraphy
It's a bad thing don't you agree
This dude be crying for his mommy
But really he ain't got nobody

by Balakay14 January 25, 2019