facial hair

Noticable hairs that grow on the face of (hopefully) a male and give him a more masculin look. These hairs can be in the form of a beard, gotee, sideburns, mustache, or maybe just a little peach fuzz. Typically during the teen years (as they hit puberty and begin to grow it) they shave it off or keep it to a bare minimum of hair, so the girls their age can enjoy their youthful look and want to mate with them. Depending on the face shape, and color of the facial hair, a man can look good or bad with it. A female never looks good with facial hair.

1. Look! Jon forgot to shave off his facial hair today, you can see all the little tiny black hairs on his face!

2. Jade, I think you should wax above your lip, you've got so much facial hair there you're starting to grow a mustache.

by Bored Adolescent in Basement November 28, 2007

facade

fake illusion or appereance, superficial

Knowing being in debt, John managed to maintain a facade of wealth

by Eve S. August 30, 2006

the self facial

Jacking off and cumming on your own face

Tran The horny little kid gave himself the self facial last night, he nutted all over his own face because he missed his mouth.

by scum shot April 23, 2010

Facial Reconstructive Intercourse

it's when you get skullfucked so hard that you come out looking like John Travolta or Nicholas Cage.

"Dood i gave that hooker last night some hardcore facial reconstructive intercourse, SHAMWOW"

by PsychoNifkin May 17, 2009

facial pubes

facial hair, mostly sideburns, that resemble pubic hair. usually creepy looking

Eww, that dude eating has ice cream all up in his facial pubes

by capn t March 23, 2005

Barbarian Facial

A classic well deserved beating for those who are intentionally corrupt - punched real hard in the face many times over - beaten to a sickening ugly looking pulp - brutally hammered on the face into a state of horrific un-recognition by a party who hates you for any number of good reasons...

The corrupt official received a Barbarian Facial because he lied & cheated causing others to greatly suffer - a well deserved disfigurement according to the level of intentional deceitful actions - a special type of beauty treatment reserved for anybody who desires to appear just as terrible looking as the dark soul of their foul nature.

by Subterrainain Vampire May 21, 2008

Facial Tornado

You put a fan in front your girl's face. You turn the fan on and then ejaculate into the fan in turn giving her a massive facial.

Alexis wanted a facial but i gave her a facial tornado instead and she loved it!!

by Deathtacurl January 19, 2010