Facebook

A phenomenon that has become so cliche and preppy that it's much more cooler NOT to be on facebook

Facebook is the equivalent of watching MTV, listening to 50 Cent, and watching reality TV shows

by god April 29, 2005

Facebook

Another reason why homework never gets done

I do want to do my pre-algebra homework, but there's Facebook...

by Sir Tablature November 19, 2010

Facebook

A place which enables you to you hear your mother laugh at a minion meme unironically

Son: Mum, can I use the iPad now?
Mother: STFU JIMMEH I'M ON FACEBOOK!

by Infinity0706 November 18, 2018

Facebook

(noun) The destroyer of awk barriers.

John: How did you decide to ask her out? It must have been awkward.
Bill: I just used Facebook.

by Annie Ratliff August 17, 2012

Facebook

verb. When dour doing a chick from behind, and you bend her over, and hit her in the face with a book. Thus the Facebook!

Guy 1: Dude, I totally Facebooked a chick last night
Guy 2: Bro, that's super chill
Guy 1: Yeah, but then he bled all over the sheets

by the dude5264247 March 17, 2011

Facebook

A worldwide gravitational tractor beam that slowly sucks the life out of all its users. Eventually, it will suck the entire universe into a giant black hole, thus ending life as we know it.

I meant to do my homework four hours ago, but I was unexpectedly sucked into Facebook, which stole my soul and left my body blankly staring at my computer screen while I now reside in the vacuum of space.

by TheAwesomeistChickYouKnow. July 23, 2011

Facebook

Facebook: noun ~ A social network where friends can interact and act as immature as they want.
Thanks Pokedex!

Facebook gets used for all sorts of stuff, I'm sure you see this everyday on your profile.

by Default~Marcus July 24, 2011