nucking futs

What you say when children are around to call someone crazy. And not just a little crazy... I mean like, "key your ex-boyfriend's car" kind of crazy.

Did you see what she posted on Facebook? She's nucking futs!

by nuttymcnutso January 23, 2015

Ricky Fitts

He's a really cool pickle who likes staring at bags.

Did you see Ricky Fitts today? He really fitts into those pants.

by anti-Mephiles August 29, 2018

nucking futs

Alternate spelling of "nucking futz". Defined as a humorous way of saying "fucking nuts".

Dude #1: Yo man, yo ma is nucking futs.
Dude #2: True dat.

by Muskrat72 January 2, 2008

Futt Bucker

a man who has sex anally with women, derived from the term "butt fucker" which applies to homosexual men, a "futt bucker" is a heterosexual man who likes to stick it in women's back door.

I need a girl who will let me have anal sex with her because I am a "futt bucker".

by Stubb Rock May 3, 2004

Futtin

How the British pronounce "fuckin"

Oy, that laddie sure is a futtin cunt!!

by Tommyboy69 December 25, 2007

buck futter

Buck futter is actually what the real Sean Connery used in a letter to Richard Simmons, but he forgot that he was dyslexic.

Dear Rihcrad,
I know yuo are a buck futter, but yuo are stlil a graet guy.

by sajor March 1, 2005

Futtle

Confusion of foot when striking an inanimate object!

:foot hits toliet: AH! My futtle!

by the Jew June 9, 2003