Funnel DIck

a funnel dick is someone who is clumsy or someone who is just simply put fucking shit up for them or for some one else..... you can be a permanent funnel dick, the clumsy route.........or you can do a action that results in being called a funnel dick and thats when you have fucked up or fucked someone else up

DUDE! I should have never sucked that dudes dick now I feel like a total Funnel dick

dude im such a funnel dick I couldn't catch the ball today in football

o man yesterday I know I was being a funnel dick when I unintentionally cock blocked you bro

by r-dogthesmooth November 15, 2009

The Arizona Funnel

The action of closing a womans "clitoris" after squirting Carolina Reaper juice inside the "vaginal area"

WheN my wife wanted to spice up thing in bed, I had to give her The Arizona Funnel

by 1037464628 September 1, 2023

funnel cloud

When You Fart In Your Hand Than Put It In Soneones Face.

John Gave Beth A Funnel Cloud In Bed .

by muntx February 4, 2017

funnel sucker

Scotish slang for Lesbian: See also carpet muncher

"Jesus, did you see the front bumpers on that funnel sucker ?"

by Haggis February 19, 2005

Funnel Race

"Funnel Racing" involves two people with two drinking funnels. Both individuals attempt to finish their funnel full of beer quicker then the other. Whoever finishes first is the winner.

We have two funnels if you want to do a funnel race, but don't do it with Taylor; he's simple minded and will be confused that you didn't call it a funnel fight.

by Pocket Ninja January 13, 2009

Chutney Funnel

An anal passage into which foodstuffs may be inserted for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

I saw Katrina last night. She asked me to pour milkshake in her chutney funnel but I respectfully declined.

by chutneylover August 20, 2010

funnel opening

When you open up a women's vagina like a funnel and finger it.

I can't wait to do the funnel opening tonight babe.

by Big Richard 114 May 11, 2017