Funky munch

A sexual act where the woman gives a man a blowjob while also trying to place the testicles in her mouth.

Don't stare at where a man zips. He may think you want to give a funky munch

by Peanutbuttersandwich August 28, 2012

bull funky

1. bull shit.
2. LIES!!!

1. That's a load of bull funky!
2. You'd better stop telling all that bull funky I tell you!

by Ben85 May 29, 2008

Funky Cigarette

A more 'politically correct' word often used on British radio stations mainly by people who have never smoked weed before to describe a joint, zoot, spliff or any other hand-rolled cigarette containing high amounts of weed that makes you trip major balls sacks and leaves you with a weed-over you'll never forget the following morning.

Dealer: "hey kidz you all want a funky cigarette?"
Kidz: "what's a funky cigarette?"
Dealer: "a joint you dumb fucks!"
Kidz: "yeeeeeeeah!"

by jollyjoker96 June 19, 2016

funky-shit

Old-school terminology that is used to convey your approval of something. It used in a regard similar to that of shiznit.

The Beastie Boys you know we come to get down
Because I've got the flow where I grab my dick
And say oh my god, that's the funky-shit

by sacktapdeluxe March 3, 2009

funky pickle

When a guy forgets to clean his wiener for a few days and it gets a little ripe.

Hey Charlene! That guy you hooked me up with last night - um, yeah...I went to give him a blow job and he had the really raunchy funky pickle"

by Pollup December 25, 2007

funky chicken

1> A dance craze, done by tucking your hands under your armpits and flapping your "chicken wings" while doing the peck and scratch.

2> That smell, you know it, when chicken has been left out too long.

1> Woah, you should see grandma do the funky chicken!

2> *sniff sniff* WHEW! That is some funky chicken, might as well throw it away or feed it to he dogs or something.

by Varris October 7, 2003

funky dope

Adjective used to describe something that stimulates awesomeness, popularity, or inertia; something that is cool or radical.

That boombox your carrying around is funky dope, i have to get one!

by jonah to the p October 28, 2007