ft me

This phrase simply means face time me

Hey Ryan you should ft me.

by Yojida December 3, 2016

Ft. Lauderdale

Pretty much Miami's close cousin, except Ft Lauderdale is cleaner and less crazy. If you want to relax on a cleaner beach, go to Ft. Lauderdale. But if you want a party zone, go to Miami.

Ft. Lauderdale is easily one of the best cities in Florida.

by Kyle February 19, 2005

ft bstrd

Short for Fat Bastard. Internet legend. Master debater. Known for his omnipotence on the Badweatherbikers.com website. Women love him. Liberals fear him.

Ft bstrd is everywhere filling the universe with wisdom.

by Rocketman(MIA) February 4, 2010

ft. lauderdale

Place known for mis-shapen tits

The pic above if you couldn't tell. "ft. lauderdale is the home of mis-shappen tits"

by Jamiexyz2 September 7, 2007

Ft. Laudy

A nickname for Ft. Lauderdale

Me: Yo, I went down to Ft. Laudy this week. It was mad fun.
Friend: Yeah, Ft. Lauderdale is pretty fun.

by Rachel Nathan November 15, 2007

Ft. Meade

The only place in the world where even the devil thinks it's hell.

I would literally rather shit out a knife than go to Ft. Meade.

by hateraidPLAYA March 29, 2010

Ft. Lauderdale

The Largest city in Broward County, Florida and a major center for commerce. like any other major city, it has crime and bad enighborhoods but still a lovely city on the beach, i recommend visiting Las Olas if ever in Ft. Lauderdale

i live in Ft. lauderdale and its beautiful

by 954fineST. June 13, 2009