Food

Food as in "coochie"

may i please have some "food" ma'am?

by NctFan23 November 6, 2018

Food

A substance that everyone needs.

(Just woke up) " I need food" ( opens up fridge... nothing inside) "shucks" ( waits one minute) opens fridgeagain

by Lisa4576 September 17, 2017

food

The meaning of life, apart from sex. It keeps you alive and such. The flavors of good food have a seductive quality that puts the mind at ease and lets you forget about stupid shit, such as your girlfriend being incredibly demanding and on her period. Come on now, what gets you through every day besides a good meal and (especially if you actually cook it) the promise of getting laid?

I gave her food and she gave me a blowjob in return. It was tasty for the both of us!

by MasterDisaster December 30, 2012

food

It is an almighty object. Back in the ancient days, people used to worship food. There are even more people worshipping it now. It's weird and I'm tired. Help. I love food. I would love it more if mY MOM STARTED MAKING IT ABOUT NOW. I WANT MY DINNER, MOM.

GIVE ME MY FOOD, MOM.

by HOLA CHILD May 17, 2017

food

the actual love of my life frfr like y'all don't even understand. better than a relationship and friendship. food got yo back since day 1 sis.

me; food i love u
food;

by sup brudda August 6, 2019

Food

The cure for boredom

Doctor: What seems to be the problem today?
Me:I'm bored.
Doctor: I see. I'm going to prescribe you food. Let's start you out with 2 pizzas with a big bag of chips.
Me: PERFECT!

by Mamawantsherfood April 6, 2017

Food

Food,solves every problem you can’t think of .it a best friend that will never switch up on you and will always love you. And it can alway comfort you when times are hard and you don’t know what to do . Or your just hurngy .

Girl” i broke my ankle help”

Friends “ no help yourself

Food” I’m here I’ll make you feel better

by Tacos 🌮 February 10, 2018