Figure eight

Male version of camel toe. When a man's testicles and/or penis are visibly seperated by the fabric of his pants.

Buddy, i think it's time to adjust.. you got a figure eight showing.

by captain smoketacious July 6, 2006

action figure

A doll by another name, differing from a doll by being designed for tough, aggressive, "masculine" situations. Used by males to disguise their insecurity with being associated with traditionally "feminine" things. Just like a kilt is not caled a "skirt".

"Action figure"? What does that mean anyway? Is it an active thing? What does it mean? Call it what you like it, but any way that you look at it, an "action figure" is a doll by another name; "That which we call a rose/By any other word would smell as sweet."-Juliet, Romeo and Juliet

by Lorelili November 12, 2006

Figure 8

In the process of eating a girl out. The man's tongue makes an 8 shape around her clitoris and across her lips.
Highly Highly pleasurable.

Dude, what the fuck!? He figure 8'd her, and she put out!

by Angoragora August 17, 2010

figureitoutedness

When people stop asking stupid annoying questions and just figure it the fuck out for their god damn selves.

Kate kept wondering if she was pregnant until she got some figureitoutedness and went and got the half price EPT down at the gas station.

by dpgeezy June 18, 2010

Blather Figure

Pretentious guy who affects sagacity and wisdom of experience.

"Oh Christ, he went on and on about how streetwise he is - he's such a blather figure, gives me the creeps"

by zest expander April 20, 2008

Action Figure

A plastic figure that usually does an action (hence the name). Are usually owned by 10 year old boys who incest that they're NOT or HAVE anything in common with a doll and 40 year old virgin nerds with a capital N who collect them along with dolls and not allow any part of it to leave the case until it becomes of ulimate value.

Timmy Turner: For now on I sticking with Action Figures...... which are completely different from dolls

by Da Master K May 26, 2006

Figure It Out

Used commonly by Marx. When someone does not know what to do or is just to lazy to read directions he is told to "FIGURE IT OUT!" It had become widely used amongst the young folk as well now a days. Through the halls you can hear FIGURE IT OUT. The term also works with the addition of SON at the end of it. To avoid the usage of this phrase, read directions, put forth a little effort to grasp the task ahead of you, and for godsake son FIGURE IT OUT!

1: I don't know what to do.
2: FIGURE IT OUT!
1: <trys to FIGURE IT OUT>

by One who has FIGURED IT OUT! June 13, 2005