fanny fiddler

Usually, named Jessica/Olivia. They touch their fanny and post it on social media platforms unintentionally.

"JESSICA ARE YOU FIDDLING YOUR FANNY AGAIN!!!" again you fanny fiddler

by ariizonacowgirlkitty789 July 5, 2022

Fidlent

Cross between X-Factor, Idols and Britain's got Talent A Fidlent is a person that is in these shows (or any other talent-show) but has no clue that he/she is a talentless wanker.

Or

A person that thinks he/she can sing but has no talent WHAT SO EVER.

'OMG that's such a Fidlent, I see her every season winking at Simon Cowell besause she sings like his ass so she might have tought better kiss it as well."

"That's such a Fidlent not even that pub would want her singing to the bar itself."

by Saphii November 4, 2009

Fidlem bens

Slang term for counterfeiting $100 bills

Billy's gone up the river,they caught him for fidlem bens.....For what?....You know,making 100's.

by Fidlem Bennie January 4, 2014

Fidelity Porn

Guys who are so into their investments portfolios that they have to wake up at looking at it....look at it couple times a day...and look at it right before they go to bed.

Babe, seriously, we're watching a movie and I know you're checking your Fidelity Porn again.

by oklahomandrea December 7, 2016

Fiddle Nuggets

Something you shout when you fuck up

*stubs toe*

FUCKUNG FIDDLE NUGGETS!

by ninjafishlover April 25, 2017

Fiddlist

-A person who plays the violin, especially one who plays folk music.

-A person who cheats or swindles, especially one indulging in petty theft.

Michael plays the fiddle. Michael is a fiddler and doesn't believe fiddlist is a word.

by Thebeesknees February 28, 2017

Fiddlerus

Your mom, naked, and spread out for me

I’m really in the mood for fiddlerus right now.

by FloodedCities January 24, 2023