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Feign Sleep

When one pretends to be asleep in order to refrain from doing something such as but not limited to Taking out the garbage, doing the dishes, walking the dog, or vacuuming.
Greg: Joe, why do you look so tired?

Joe: Because I decided to feign sleep in order to not walk the dog and ended up falling asleep at 6PM then woke up at 12AM and couldn't fall back asleep.
by theblackness June 9, 2010
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feign

He feigned to be what he was not.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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Fein

You love or can't get enough of
i fein Chris Brown.
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fitness

That performance was fitness.
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feignin

wether it be sex or drugs, it is to want something badly that you don't have.
ie. she's feignin for heroin; feignin for a cirgarette; feignin for her presence...Akon-Mr. Lonely
by i_nephros May 9, 2008
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test

"the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *beep of doom*. a single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound *ding of exhaustion*. remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark. get ready… start."

it's a traumatic experience that is engraved in the brains of many. there is no escape. only the FitnessGram Pacer Test.
teacher's speaker: the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a—

students: *agonized demon screeching* FUCK
by aesthetic_octopus August 2, 2019
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Fat Kid 'Fitness' Sickness

commonly known as FKFS
-The effect when a fat (or relatively large) kid thinks that playing the wii will make you fit.
-may cause sudden attempts (from that fat kid) of actually being athletic when clearly their are not.
'wow nathan tottaly has Fat kid 'fitness' sickness (FKFS) he tryed to flex for some girls because he stayed up all night playing wii fit
by Jon DeYonker February 26, 2009
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