Fanny Pack

A gross invention of the 1970's in which one would store essential items like:

hand lotion, credit cards, make up, tampons, sunglasses, band-aids, keys, moist towelettes, a watch, mini-binoculars, polaroid instant film, hard candy, a compact, and, maybe, a rattle for your baby.

The items would be stored in a pouch that attached to the hips by long interlocking straps, or, in the most horrid circumstance, Velcro.

Tiffany: "Girl, can you hold my condoms in that fanny pack until after the roller coaster?"
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Sandy: "The strap on my fanny pack broke and all my heroin fell out in front of Pastor Thomas."

by Mejosh March 23, 2009

Ashley Tisdale's Danny Fanny

The official team name that Ashley Tisdale gave to Danny Stone's followers on twitter, because he has absolutely no creativity to figure out a team name for his own followers. If you're a die hard fan of Ashley Tisdale, then most likely you probably know who this loser Danny Stone is. If you don't know who he is, you're not missing much. He's just another pointless internet celebrity that everybody follows on twitter just because he was able to blast up Ashley Tisdale's skirt. If you wanna be like everyone else and hop on the bandwagon of fools, then follow Danny Stone on twitter.

Dude, im qualified to be an official Ashley Tisdale's Danny Fanny because I'm following him on twitter. In reality he's a nobody but the ex boyfriend of a broken down Disney star. There's no other reason why he's famous.

by Frankii Fiiggs November 4, 2012

fanny magnet

A male with an uncanny knack for attracting attractive, desirable women.
opp: vermin magnet

With his fan club of catwalk models, Peter is a real fanny magnet.

by Big Simes January 22, 2003

fanny batter

lemon curd residue produced by the minge, the phrase has a distinctive ring to it and conjures great imagery. fanny batter is what coats fishy fingers.

while licking her out i nearly spewed from the over-powering stench of her fanny batter.

by Anders April 5, 2003

Bucket Fanny

A massive vagina

like feeding a tic-tac to a whale

by Milo October 14, 2003

fanny nits

lice that crawl around ur furry lil fanny... ewww (or crabz)

'Weres Rosie today..."
'ohh she got fanny nits... i think Jack gave them to her..."

by G-mackin April 26, 2008

fanny tickler

Small amount of bum-fluff found on the upper lip of the post pubescent male. Often sported with unwarranted pride - as a tribute to the wearer's (lack of) manhood.

Look at the fanny tickler on that d00d!

by Blacksh33p January 2, 2005