when you go to the bathroom thinking you need to shit but after several minutes on the toilet of waiting you don't go at all until hours later.
by souleater666666 August 28, 2010
Get the false alarm mug.The initial wake up after a heavy night of drinking where one jubilantly awakens feeling completely fine, only to fall back asleep and wake up a few hours later feeling the full, horrendous effects of a raging hangover.
Luke was so psyched to wake up feeling awesome after his night of drinking Jack and cokes only to wake up again a few hours later vomiting. "Fuck me. That first one was a total false wake up," he observed.
by Idrinkalot December 6, 2010
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A person telling someone, about or how to do something, when in reality the person does not know what they are talking about and is talking dangerous ignorance.
by bigcheddar April 11, 2015
Get the false knowledge mug.She gave me false hope, by giving me an almond that could not be opened. I expected to eat the almond, but therefore couldn’t since it was sealed closed, so she gave me false hope.
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Get the False Hope mug.by maphia November 8, 2007
Get the va te faire enculer mug.Originated by Manowar, they originally used it to describe the music of the Glam/Hair bands of the Eighties. In a modern context, it can be used to describe numerous Nu-Metal bands.
"Manowar waged open verbal, and occasionally physical, warfare upon those who could not genuinely play their instruments or who were half hearted in embracing the true spirit of their beloved heavy metal"
-Manowar: Anthology. Inset by Dave Ling.
"Manowar waged open verbal, and occasionally physical, warfare upon those who could not genuinely play their instruments or who were half hearted in embracing the true spirit of their beloved heavy metal"
-Manowar: Anthology. Inset by Dave Ling.
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