e-failure

Someone who fails hard, and often on the internets. Often a failure in real life, also.

Spark is very much an e-failure as he often tries to create pitiful jokes and gets pwned by noobs on XBL and on IRC.

by Adieu12345 April 19, 2008

Twitter Failure

1.) A term for someone who rarely ever Tweets on their Twitter account.
2.) Some who has had a Twitter for over a year & has yet to pass 500 tweets.

Sam: @randomname has been on Twitter for a while & has only Tweeted 25 times.

Jill: @randomname is a total Twitter Failure!

by MissCin101 December 9, 2011

cathedral of failure

A monumental failure of biblical proportions

Look at this. It's a cathedral of failure.

by Cerros November 1, 2010

Sense of Humour Failure Face

When someone has taken a joke the wrong way and their expression on their face is all you need to confirm this. This can also be applied when due to being in public (e.g. live TV or in front of friends) they can't say they are annoyed but they can't hide it from their facial expression.

Husband - 'You know your that dress looks a bit tight for you darling'
Wife - (Sense of Humour Failure Face) '....'
Husband - 'Is that my phone ringing upstairs... I'm just going to check' (runs away)

by Maxctran May 26, 2016

Dinosaur Heart Failure

When a dinosaur's heart fails

the dinosaur is dying, maybe he has "dinosaur heart failure"

by dinosaursaredying November 27, 2021

Successful Failure

Very little is known about this band, though it is presumed they were a Punk Rock/Hard Rock/Heavy Metal outfit. Their most famous member was Matt Sanders, who took the stage name M. Shadows and went on to become the lead vocalist for Avenged Sevenfold.

Dude i just found a demo tape of this band called successful Failure, should i toss it?

IF YOU TOSS THAT YOU CAN KISS YOUR DICK GOODBYE!!!! Successful Failure is M. Shadows' pre-A7X band!

by Gaaraofthedamned January 3, 2011

Failure adventures

A very overused term in GoAnimate Styled Rants Which go!fags keep on using .

7 year old in rant:This show is about (Insert-protagonist here) and (insert protagonist gang here ) And they like to go on failure adventures.
Normal person: Bruh, the failure adventures term is getting overused nowadays, and failure means lack of success.
7 year old kid: WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

by DokiYesPeppaNo VGCP January 29, 2023