crotch failure

The hole that develops over time in the crotch of one's pants due to leg friction and usage.

"I sat on the wooden bench and felt something cool between my legs - I looked down and realized my balls had slipped out due to crotch failure."

by Feech Lo Sguardo February 3, 2009

EPIC FAILURE

When one severely screws up a good thing in an effort to look cool. In essence making an ass out of one's self.

The recent change to the look and operational ease of the website FACEBOOK was an "EPIC FAILURE" by the NOOB responsible.

by Chaynzaw March 19, 2009

failure to launch

when a relationship stalls in the initial stages and you somehow end up being friends instead

me and natalya failed to launch...there just wasn't enough chemistry...you could say we had "failure to launch" because Urban Dictionary has a retarded need to have the exact wording of a definition present in the example.

by penguinopolipitese August 19, 2007

Olympic Failure

When taking a dump the force of your shit causes water to splash up and hit your butt cheeks. Just as in the Olympics a divers splash is considered a failure.

I just let that turd and it was an Olympic Failure!

by Jay & Ron December 9, 2008

utter failure

An utter failure is a noun that describes a fail on massive proportions. This failure is a failure on all levels and dimensions. Utter failures can be people or things that have absolutely no good or winning quality

Justin Bieber is a utter failure.

Dug: Yo I heard you pulled an utter failure
Mike: I know I shouldn't have played Runescape...

by ballzindahood October 30, 2010

Epic Failure

1.No matter How hard you try, you Always do it wrong. 2. You suck at everything you do

"Hey can you hand me that glass?"
"Uhh,Sure"
*Glass falls*
"Epic Failure."

by Mr.BallJangles October 20, 2008

Total Failure

Communism

Liberty Prime liberates countries of Total Failure

by Colonel Autumn December 16, 2020