HoB

(abbv: Husband or Boyfriend)

The male version of the now popular WaG (Wife and Girlfriend). Can be used for different occasions including when feminists want an equal phrase for the male population.
Louis Walsh: Hey did you hear Sharon beats up her HoB?
Simon Cowell: Who? Do you mean Ozzy?
Louis Walsh: Yeah thats the one, Sharon is a HoB Beater!
Simon Cowell: Poor Ozzy...
by Maxctran July 08, 2009
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Sense of Humour Failure Face

When someone has taken a joke the wrong way and their expression on their face is all you need to confirm this. This can also be applied when due to being in public (e.g. live TV or in front of friends) they can't say they are annoyed but they can't hide it from their facial expression.
Husband - 'You know your that dress looks a bit tight for you darling'
Wife - (Sense of Humour Failure Face) '....'
Husband - 'Is that my phone ringing upstairs... I'm just going to check' (runs away)
by Maxctran May 26, 2016
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