Expresskimo Brothers

A group of RIDICULOUSLY good looking guys who shop exclusively at Express, are always the best dressed and best looking guys wherever they go, have massive penises, are complete assholes to everyone, and are sexually active with the same women.

DUDE! The expresskimo brothers are here and they're straight about to snatch up my girlfriend because I'm such a bummy looking, small penis having homosexual compared to them!

by pretty rob November 7, 2010

Espresso cookie

A character from Cookie Run: Kingdom. He may be a cookie but DAMN he's fine asf!

P1: Espresso cookie is so hot, I want him to step on me.

P2: Dude that's literally a cookie...

P1: I know but still

ESPRESSO COOKIE PLEASE COME HOME!!!

by a genderfluid toaster August 21, 2021

Nigga express

A vehicle filled with niggas (black people)

I got here in the nigga express

by Niggasbetrippn123 August 14, 2016

expresshole

a shopper at a supermarket/ store that checks out at the express line when they clearly have more items than the maximum. this makes everyone behind them wait.

"Look at this expresshole! he has 20 items when you can only have 5 on this line!"

by Anonymus R December 7, 2005

American Express

this can only be used when out of the country and there must be multiple individuals present. Essentially the American Express is a tag team of men on a foreign girl who fill every orifice of her body with the man pole.

American Express doesnt need an example you get the idea

by Negrodamus1 April 17, 2007

express black train

When a white woman wants her black cock long black and fast

Meliane is wanting for the express black train to bang her hard.

by No lax July 2, 2017

pineapple express

1. This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would the shit that they birthed.

2. The product of baby fucking.

3. God's vagina

I smoked some Pineapple Express last night. Hands down, dopest dope i ever smoked.

by Jamerz113 May 12, 2009