A condition where-by attempting unusual sexual practices, incapacitates the subject through anxiety and/or headaches.
Especially debilitating when attempting the karma sutra or attempting to mount wives currently suffering with PMT.
Especially debilitating when attempting the karma sutra or attempting to mount wives currently suffering with PMT.
Jack: Oh! did you manage the anal headstand
maneuver with Kate after?!
Ian: No, she was being totally neu-erotic and wouldn't try. :/
maneuver with Kate after?!
Ian: No, she was being totally neu-erotic and wouldn't try. :/
by Dr_Farquarphandye November 19, 2010

Porn in monochrome.
Erotic art made of feminists is simply porn in monochrome, although feminists won't admit this embarrassing fact.
by Monster Tiddies October 31, 2019

Sexual activity where the dominate one does cruel sexual acts to their submissive partner. It is similar to S&M in a way but taken to a higher level to where it is not guaranteed that the submissive partner will survive. This is most often just fantasized as the nature of said acts can get a person in trouble with the law. Fantasies may involve other fetishes or the use of magic.
My girlfriend enjoys squeezing her legs very tightly around my neck with my mouth to her pussy depriving me of all air for a long period of time because she is into erotic cruelty.
by Arceus777 May 28, 2021

by Swan master January 2, 2017

A sexual act where the girl goes in the bathroom, gets 2-5 sheets of tp, pulls her pants down, balls it up and shoves between her asscheeks. Then the girl comes out and the boy watches as the girl crawls and hops around the room on all fours, face down and ball of tp in her ass
by My yee 2 April 24, 2021

After Sadly going unnamed for several millennia, "Erotic Refrain" refers to the pleasantly repeated utterances of the human female, often repetitive, at times spontaneously outburst, while she is entertaining personal pleasure. Perhaps, etiologically, the most delightfully harmonious sound that emanates from the human female voice.
Learned esoterically erotically skilled gentlemen endeavor to play a lady's Erotic Refrain like a Stradivarius, but with more than 25,000 nerve endings, the human female's instrument has a much broader range than the scant few strings of the violin.
Aforementioned gentlemen will also endeavor to elicit single or multiple stanzas of a lady's Erotic Refrain in casual conversation, during fine dining, with romantic monologues and, of course, during foreplay.... ....analogous to a Maestro Director warming up an orchestra.
Elder learned esoterically erotically skilled gentlemen and elder ladies agree that the typical Erotic Refrain was of far more prolonged duration prior to the 50% plummeting of Male Testosterone since pre-WWII, with an unprecedentedly magnificent crescendo toward the end!
Learned esoterically erotically skilled gentlemen endeavor to play a lady's Erotic Refrain like a Stradivarius, but with more than 25,000 nerve endings, the human female's instrument has a much broader range than the scant few strings of the violin.
Aforementioned gentlemen will also endeavor to elicit single or multiple stanzas of a lady's Erotic Refrain in casual conversation, during fine dining, with romantic monologues and, of course, during foreplay.... ....analogous to a Maestro Director warming up an orchestra.
Elder learned esoterically erotically skilled gentlemen and elder ladies agree that the typical Erotic Refrain was of far more prolonged duration prior to the 50% plummeting of Male Testosterone since pre-WWII, with an unprecedentedly magnificent crescendo toward the end!
Neighbor #1; Did you get any sleep last night.
Neighbor #2: No, yesterday the young neighbor lady said she picked up prescriptions for her Hubby of Testosterone Gel, and both Cialis & Viagra!
Neighbor #1: I know, her EROTIC REFRAIN was like a QUEEN Concert!
Neighbor #2: Yeah, only with No intermissions and More crescendos!
Neighbor #2: No, yesterday the young neighbor lady said she picked up prescriptions for her Hubby of Testosterone Gel, and both Cialis & Viagra!
Neighbor #1: I know, her EROTIC REFRAIN was like a QUEEN Concert!
Neighbor #2: Yeah, only with No intermissions and More crescendos!
by MadDrJeckel II May 25, 2023

Erotic (adjective)
Juxtaposition to the real definition of erotic, this new definition doesn’t have much of a sexual meaning behind it. This word is simply used to describe the awe-inspiring aspects of life.
Synonyms: cool, marvelous, awesome, amazing
Antonyms: lame, uninspiring, dull
Juxtaposition to the real definition of erotic, this new definition doesn’t have much of a sexual meaning behind it. This word is simply used to describe the awe-inspiring aspects of life.
Synonyms: cool, marvelous, awesome, amazing
Antonyms: lame, uninspiring, dull
Man 1: Hey, did you see that movie last night?
Man 2: Yes, it was a very erotic film.
Man 1: Really? I mean I guess that one actress is somewhat cute but I wouldn’t call the movie ero—
Man 2: *Condescendingly laughs* No, not that type of erotic. Get your head out of the gutter!
Man 2: Yes, it was a very erotic film.
Man 1: Really? I mean I guess that one actress is somewhat cute but I wouldn’t call the movie ero—
Man 2: *Condescendingly laughs* No, not that type of erotic. Get your head out of the gutter!
by shavzus September 23, 2021
