Erectricity

.A measure of the curvature of a penis

"Look at the erectricity on that guy's dick !"
"She said that blowjobs are always harder with increased erectricity"

by Massector January 3, 2021

pole-ing the electorate

When a man in elected office engages in sexual congress with a member of his community.

To fuck some bitch you have power over in her ass.

From the Simpsons: "Tonight, the mayor's pleasure is pole-ing the electorate."

"Damn bitch, I guess I wouldn't be much of a senator if I didn't pole my electorate once in a while. Suck that cock!"

by NastyNateMortensenn May 25, 2008

Erectoplasm

A group of two or more males (all within 3 feet of eachother) in a room with erections.

Instead of saying "I just went down in the basement and our son and his friends had erections." You could say "I just went down in the basement and there was an erectoplasm." It just takes less time to say.

by theBSC January 23, 2011

Erectoral

A moment or certainly event which gets you very excited or happy

The disabled kids dogs died...Thats swag and some would say ERECTORAL

by SeagMan69 January 13, 2021

erectoral college dropout

An illegal politically invasive feces sent to retention to the third grade by USDA pork inspectors, to be cured and properly aged for future consumption

The pork link was too thin, it may have been an erectoral college dropout.

by [e-mail] January 22, 2023

erectouriphoebia

When a person is afraid to pee while having an erection.

John has erectouriphoebia, that is why it takes him so long in the bathroom every morning.

by Bath buddy and your friend June 23, 2010

Ejector Cord

The cord hanging out from anal beads, especially if pulled too vigorously.

"Man, that was some scream coming from your room last night. What did you do to her?"

"Yeah. I yanked a little too hard on the ejector cord. She jumped so high I thought she was going to take the roof out like a cockpit canopy."

by walkin-dead November 24, 2011