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necessary erection

An unwanted boner used for the express purpose of shutting some dumb bitch up.
I didn't want to get one, but it was a necessary erection if I had hopes of shutting that hoe up.
by Jaiger March 30, 2011
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Erection factory

A fine ass bitch!

One that induces erections (hardening of the phallus)
Man, when that Erection Factory walked by everybody's pants shrunk!
by 3rdrocket October 14, 2011
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chest erection

the occurrence or state when one leans over while wearing a jacket or coat (often with a front zipper) causing a noticeable bulge in the front of the jacket around the chest area, which often appears like an erect penis building underneath the clothing
"Bro, you better take that jacket off when you go to meet Brittany's parents, you're rocking a major chest erection."
by bigboi68 November 4, 2017
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erection fest

Erection fest is the most merry time of year! The Jolly day that the Christmas Tree is erected. A day that calls for hard celebration!
Merry Christmas kind stranger! Come to my erection fest celebration and see how big mine is? My tree.
by The Tea Cup Moose November 13, 2020
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[re-erection]

The situation in which multiple erections are had in rapid fashion.In other words:getting horny then getting horny again soon after the first boner wears off,usually from the same female.
God,Andrea looked hot as hell in that miniskirt,I had a re-erection all day,i just wanted to tear her up!
by Davion Williams December 9, 2008
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Erection Day

How someone of Asian descent would say Election Day, due to the lack of an "L" sound in their dialect
(In your best asian accent) "I vewy excited to vote on erection day dis'a year"
by gnarlo January 31, 2008
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affection erection

An erection which is sprung from a deep appreciation and love for something. This kind of erection is not gender specific, and there is no need to call a doctor if said erection lasts for more than 48 hours.
I have an affection erection for cheap tacos, pizza, or burgers after a long night of drinking.
by hsbones November 3, 2011
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