Emofahg

The sussiest little munchkin🥺💕 so emo and Brocken💔😖 we love him anyway tho. Bc he's funny and one interesting creature. If you hate him eat caca

Emofahg smells like doodoo fart

by Shawtyfye June 6, 2021

Emerald Chat

A chat site aiming to be the next Omegle created by Callan. It offers 1 on 1 chat, video chat, and group chat. Video chat doesn't work most of the time. 1 on 1 chat is mostly horny men, bots, and pedophiles. Group chat is still active getting up to a whopping 10-15 people at a time! This site is linked to 1 kidnapping. Eventually, an infamous user named Zio spammed the group chat with child porn and scat porn. This caused Callan to disable pictures and profile pictures. He later sold the site for $500,000 (he claims). The site remains up to this day although it is not very active.

Guy 1: Hey have you tried Emerald Chat?
Guy 2: Yeah it was just bots, pedos, and kids man.

Callan: I sold Emerald Chat for $500,000 what have you done? You lowlife incel Indian!

Guy: I tried 1 on 1 on Emerald Chat and I met a pedophile who wanted to trade child porn.

New Emerald chat user: Hey I'm new to Emerald Chat, does video chat work? I just see a blank screen.

by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022

Emerald

The friend that mocks you for no reason

Me:Hey boo how are you
Emerald: hEy BoO hOw ArE YoU

by Brynnisntugly101 July 18, 2019

Emerald Ass Borer

Having sex under a dead ash tree in Detroit. The trees are in abundance and were killed because of the Emerald Ash Borer.

That guy is an Emerald Ass Borer, he likes to do it in the car under that dead ass tree in Detroit.

by Matt from MA June 26, 2008

Emerald Heights

Best place in all of Redmond, WA to work, even if it's a retirement home, with good pay and most convenient hours. After you work there, you probably won't want to work anywhere else, or will be so attached to some nice old person that you can't.

The Emerald Heights dining room has the highest concentration of Redmond High students of all the companies in Redmond. Probably.

by waitstaff?! June 13, 2007

elefante

Someone who has a huge penis and destroys pussy

That man is an Elefante, she was soar the next day

by jjthepoondestroyer June 17, 2017

emofart

Foul smelling burnt gas released by emo's due to excessive consumption of vegemite sandwiches, crackers, chocolate pudding and tears.

Person 1 - BROILE!Smells like someone barbecuing turds!

Person 2 - I think one of those emo kids just released an emofart.

Person 1 - Did he eat a WHOLE lettuce?

by Hello its M D June 15, 2008