Edison

Attempting to flirt but failing like crazy

Hey stop trying to flirt like edison

by JLAI April 17, 2018

The Thomas Edison

Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. Generally, you should wrap the light bulb in some sort of plastic wrap to ensure that if the bulb does break you don't lose your capacity to excrete permanently.

Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "The Thomas Edison...that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"

by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ August 28, 2008

Thomas A. Edison high school

School In Tulsa, Oklahoma. Second Best TPS High School, Established in 1954. Boasts a Magnet program which includes many interesting classes. Also known as Edison Preparatory School. Though it truly is a "prep" school in all aspects of the word, there are all sorts of people there, and you can easily find your niche among the masses.

"Where do you go to school?"
"Edison."
"Nice."

by Alis Volat propiis February 11, 2005

Edison

The collective noun for a group of consumer electronic devices.

Since 2000, there has been an Edison of internet enabled consumer devices in the living room.

by YolandaSmartie April 17, 2009

edison

a novel idea; from Thomas Edison and his inventions.

Dude, I just had an edison--let's pregame at Matty's house and then go out to the bars.

by Salvo October 19, 2007

elvisoncrack

A syndrome known to those who suffer from hypertention; not uncommon to The King himself.

Coined after the hoarse, ecstatic, screaming, shouting, wailing, reckless vocal performances of Elvis to describe a variable and unpredictable rant.

Often associated with ADD, meds (and/or the lack of)

'He was not making any sense at all.. trying to say too may things at once; kinda like elvisoncrack.'

by Im Elvis January 27, 2007

Eison

A short funny lookin bastard that has no friends but is actually great and an amazing papsi

Guy 1: dude Eison’s fucking gay Guy2: he’s just fucking dadsi

by Jacob2003 November 6, 2017