Early Access

A term that is frequently used by lazy and greedy game developers that has two major benefits. They can respond to any complaints regarding issues with the game itself with "it's in early access, of course you'll approach bugs" or release the game in early access to make some quick money and create a hype for new content, which in some cases won't arrive. With other words, the term "Early Access" can easily be exploited to bait people to play it and at the same time drastically reduce the work trying to fix bugs and problems by blaming it on the fact that the game isn't completed, which it most likely is.

"Hey, did you see that new early access game that just got released?"
"Oh, are you talking about that game that is completely broken and as far from enjoyable as possible but still costs $50?
"Yeah, exactly. We should pick it up to support the developers so they can finish the game"
"How about no? I don't feel like getting ripped off today"

by fortniteismyreligion June 1, 2018

Be-earlied

The opposite of belated. Existing or appearing BEFORE the normal or proper time.

I knew I would forget to wish him Happy Birthday, so I wished him a be-earlied happy birthday.

by andoman November 6, 2009

Earlated

To occur early or before

Because her birthday wasn't for another two days, and I wouldn't get to see her on her birthday, I wished her a happy earlated birthday

by ABC_easy_as_123 February 15, 2010

Earland

The art of loosing your virginity with a quick shag behind highstreet stores, such as tesco's or for a classier bang, waitrose.

"Well kids, loosing my virginity is an interesting story. Basically, I did an Earland..."

by capslock78888 January 23, 2012

early green day

The 'golden years' of the band's existance, many look back on this time with warm, fuzzy, and blurry memories. Early Green Day is most commonly cited to have existed from 1987-2000 and is known for such hits as "Going To Pasalacqua", "Paper Lanterns", "2000 Light Years Away", "Who Wrote Holden Caulfield?", "Longview", "Basket Case", "She", "When I Come Around", "Walking Contradiction", "Brain Stew", "Hitchin' A Ride", "Redundant", "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)", "Warning", and "Minority" to name a few. Pretty much anything before American Idiot. Many 'h4rdcore 1337' fans tend to reference this version of the band to make pre-teen "21 Guns" fans feel stupid, which they should...

early green day , green day , punk , dookie , insomniac , kerplunk , 1039 smoothed out slappy hours , nimrod , warning

by Hingle McDonald Starbucks KFC December 20, 2013

earglesmackingjinglejiver

A sound of absolute pain when doing your best to not cuss in the middle of church, family, or other places where foul language is not allowed.

Mike: *Smashes knee on pew in church*
Mike: "EARGLESMACKINGJINGLEJIVER"

by Lord Mikoda March 18, 2014

Early Bird Smash

A process in which one isolates him or her self for one night, abandoning sleep and guaranteeing a hellish next day, in the name of doing all homework, studying, or stressful, pressing matters, in a burst of tired glory. Not recommended for amateurs.

My first Early Bird Smash this semester was yesterday. Today was hell but I finished 6 assignments and aced a Physics test.

by Cyan_Pile July 24, 2016