Running down the Eary Canal

Squirting diarrhea into your sexual partners ear canal.

I couldn't hear for a week after he went "running down the Eary canal!"

by 6 Navarre Pillow Princesses September 18, 2014

Early-worm

(earl-ee-wurm)
"The early worm gets up early to get eaten by the bird."
-Opposite of the early-bird.

GUY#1.) That man woke up early only to be eaten by big companies.

GUY#2.) He must be an early-worm.

by RiceMaker August 21, 2008

go ugly early

The philosophical viewpoint which advocates the lowering of standards earlier in the process of courtship rather than later, believing it to be more efficient and ultimately more satisfying in the long run. While some see this as a disturbingly bleak prospect, proponents remind their detractors that "at least we're getting our jimmies waxed while you poor bastards are off beating your pud to Shirley Bassey records."

Trust me, dude, GO UGLY EARLY, or you'll die alone with your pants around your ankles, clutching your shriveled penis in your cold, dead hand with a look of stark terror on your face, frozen in time from the moment that the gray void invades your soul and stops your spitting heart.

by DannyBoy1974 March 13, 2010

early

You use it after a sentence to emphasize what point you're making...In some sentences it's kinda like saying "How Bout It" or "Forreal"...

Tell ya bul to stop drawlin or get his azz beat!!! Early!!!

by C. N. J. February 1, 2008

Earachnophobia

The fear of putting your ear near that spider

Person 1: There's no way Im putting my EAR next to that SPIDER.

Person 2: You must have Earachnophobia

by imagorilla August 28, 2009

efrayim

A weird kid who builds computers and plays video games and probably draws web comics and has long hair and maybe knows how to use a sword. I bet he has a cat probably named Eclipse.

look at that efrayim... pass the napkin juice

by wurdwhizurd June 26, 2017

Early 2020s kid

These kids will remember this like Play Station 5, COVID-19, Zoom App, and Joe Biden.

Chris is an early 2020s kid. He was born in 2012, so he was 8 when the 2020s started. He remembers stuff like PS5, Covid-19, the Zoom App, and Joe Biden.

by EccentricCookie123 January 18, 2021