Fucked a duck until exploded

To make an offensive/highly embarrassing typo in another language that is incredibly dumb and unrelated.

Man: Look at that fucked up sign! It says so many different things in different languages!
Man2: Yep, whoever made that mistake fucked a duck until exploded.

by sussybaka1983 February 8, 2024

Intestinal tract fucking exploded

When something is so fuckign funny you die inside a little afterwards.

Bro, (insert the funny here)
Holy shit. That was so funny my Intestinal tract fucking exploded.

by :0 :3 February 24, 2024

Juice That Makes Your Head Explode

The Juice That Makes Your Head Explode will make your head explode if you drink the juice.

"-Murder! This is murder!"
"It isn't murder, It's-"
"Juice That Makes Your Head Explode!"

by bossbabyfeet August 26, 2023

My hot mouth is boutta explode

When someone absolutely explodes your mouth.

YOOOO, MY HOT MOUTH IS BOUTTA EXPLODEEEEE. IT'S BECAUSE OF GVIDAS

by FUCK YOUR MOTHER 69 June 18, 2024

I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.

Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 24, 2023

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024