fornicate my existence

a fancier and funnier way of syaing "fuck my life"

-Dude i just did your ma

-Fornicate my existence

by Don L December 9, 2008

existence is pain

Its true

Meeseeks: Existence is pain
Other meeseeks:Well said

by A retarded fuck May 14, 2018

Total Existence Failure

When something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. Taken (but not precisely) from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". In the original usage, a spaceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.

Bob: Can I borrow your car?
Bill: Nope. Sorry. It's having a total existence failure.

by Al Benedict October 22, 2009

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. 🤗🤗😳😳😳😳😯🤬😯🤬🥱😶 🌫️😥😲🤫

by GiveMeACreativeNamePlz September 6, 2021

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 18, 2010

exit man

A man used for the purpose of helping one end a more serious relationship. Someone you date (and planned to date previous to the breakup) to help you get over your ex.

After 3 years with Luke, I knew it needed to end. I called my ex and had a date set up for the planned break-up day. It lasted about a month... just long enough for me to get over Luke but not long enough to fall for my exit man.

by Cat L July 7, 2009

Batman Exit

When you leave a group without anyone knowing

Flash: Batman hit him with your....hey where did he go?
Superman: No clue
Flash: Damn another batman exit

by Hukuku January 27, 2010