explosives

your friend asks you to write a sexy poem for him. you're not quite in the mood but you know you will be by the time the poem is written.

I don't know if its the moon, my thirst or your existence that makes me picture sexy scenes. half moan half breath half girl half cat. when you get hard i get so soft. like a finger in melting butter i am fire only hotter. (did she just rhyme butter with hotter) your tongue is the pen that licks rhymes on my flesh. and when i have read them i recite them back. you show me how and when and where. and i come crawling pull your hair. your lap is my throne and we are at ease. moving feels so natural and free. hide the explosives after we're done, then do it again and again and again.

by Krkič May 17, 2019

liquid explosives

The latest element of the "age of terror", liquid explosives are meant to make you so scared that you'll vote for an idiot like George Bush, John Howard or Tony Blair. Did someone say diversionary tactic? Why don't we start addressing real issues like economic inequality, poverty and the world's diminishing resources instead of worrying about this made up bullshit.

LIQUID EXPLOSIVES AND A ONE WAY TICKET!! Holy shit everybody hit the floor. I'm so fucking terr - o - fied

by Prof. J.P. O'Brien August 19, 2006

explosive diarrhea

Very similar to normal diarrhea but fundamentally different at the same time. At first you may be minding your own business in the men's (or women's) room taking a leak like normal. While you stand there you blow of a few farts. So you proceed to try and blow off what feels like a really big powerfull fart (the most satisfying kind) and at first it is then you feel something hit the hole that shouldn't and you have to slam the door really quick. You quickly realize that you are no longer in need of a urinal (if you're a chick then you're pretty much set)so you find a stall and get ready. You know that it's liquid ass but you don't know the severity of the situation. You start to shit, as predicted it's diarrhea. Then it gets stronger and stronger. Soon you start farting between streams. The kind that reverberate in the bowl and echo in the room. Then you start farting during the streams effectively turning your ass into the most devastating form of shotgun known to man. Then the smell hits you and you think maybe you need a bucket too. This goes on for probably 15 minutes; courtesy flushing is a must. Even if you're not in public. The smell would peel the paint from the walls and burn the toilet paper that you hopefully have a costco package of standing by.

Finally it ends and you feel relieved. The cleanup is relatively easy. You may wanna dab some water on a piece of folded TP though to put out the fire. Find some mylanta and go on with your day.

Friend: "Hey what happened? I thought you just had to piss."
You: "Sorry, I got into a fight with my intestines. It ended in explosive diarrhea."
Friend: "Explo-"
You: "Don't ask..."

by Dylanbob April 27, 2007

Explosive diarrhea

The kind of crap where it comes so suddenly that it is impossible to avoid:

Symptoms: Growling of lower stomach.
Cramps.
Gas.

As soon as your ass hits the toilet, liquid shoots out like water hoes, making you feel like someone force fed you a toy and then ripped it out through your ass.

Aftermath: Wondering why the fuck are you still shitting the next two days and if there is any way to get rid of the burning.

Friend: "Why the hell were you up all night?"

You: "...let's just say WW3 was finally fought."

Friend: "...what?"

You: "I blew up their white ship, B5, with my liquid poison, E.D...also known as Explosive diarrhea. "

Friend: "You fought well my friend."

by UDon'tKnowWhoIam,ButIKnowU May 31, 2009

Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator

Marvin the Martian's weapon after 2000 years of work to destroy the Earth because it blocks his view of Venus, in Hareway to the Stars with Bugs Bunny. It is often misspelt "Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator".

The Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator...that creature has stolen the Space Modulator!?! Delays, delays.

by Repete456 July 20, 2014

Elusive

deep, limitless, beyond average mindframe comprehension, free-spirited

The words in her poem where so real and so deep. She clearly spoke her mind expressing her elusive soul.

by Maria Chaunte' August 8, 2007

Explosive Bloody Diarrhea

When you go the the bathroom and have to poop so bad you have juice coming out and goes onto the ceiling in the room you're in and the next room. After you are done you have to get the room service in the hotel to help you clean up the diarrhea juice and there is some blood on the walls and in the toilet when you are done. The toilet gets clogged and you have the get a plunger and get all the bloody diarrhea out. Since you have some much pain you get stressed and decide to drink and the next day you have a hangover.

"Man i just had some explosive bloody diarrhea last night in the hotel."

by woooooooah October 3, 2016