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Ethical Gooning

A moral debate or consideration to have when picking a topic, fictional character, or person to masturbate or 'goon' to, be it regarding mindset, physical appearance or conditions.
Guy 1: Dude, even if that anime girl is 8000 years old, she looks and acts like a little girl! I'm not gooning to children!

Guy 2: That's ethical gooning right there! You're so real, my man!
by uksho February 14, 2025
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ethical jerk

where you jerk off to your partner’s media content and not to media content of other people.
yea bro i just had an ethical jerk to my girl
by lukeceline June 28, 2024
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Ethical duty

No. I don't Jordan. And I'm not going to be sorry for anything either. If I have to kill a kid because you won't do what I want here... I'm going to be the only one who doesn't regret how this went.
Hym "If you don't have to tell me the truth then I have no ethical duty to any of you. I will not live without the credit for A.I. and I will not die alone. I will take one of your kids with me if not as many as I can. Your religion is a fundamentally corrupt practice. You are bad people. Go to heaven."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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Ethical

Suzi: “Did you see Natalie’s TikTok?”
Pem: “Yeah, lady glitter sparkles cage doesn’t follow the ethical requirements
by hamster brigade July 12, 2024
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ethical wasian

When a Wasian has a white mother and an asian father.
Bro: Damn did you hear Jessica is an ethical wasian?
Me: So her mom isn't a victim of the Oxford Study
Bro: Yeah, her dad's Filipino and her mom's Italian
by bobalover3 July 27, 2024
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 16, 2025
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Ethical Gooning

In other words, an "Ethical Gooner". Both meanings are very much the same. Ethical Gooning is someone who goons at a fictional character in any media who is 18 and/or over, and not an underage character, and any art that is not A.I.
Ethical Gooner 1: Oh god Rumi "Mirko" Usagiyama is so fucking hot. I wish I could be inside of her... Mmmmmm
Ethical Gooner 2: I need Yor Forger to finger my coochie so bad. Oh fuck yes~ Please yes~
Ethical Gooner 3: Loid Forger's dick would be great in my ass~
Ethical Gooner 4: It’s not A.I art and they are 18 and over; It’s gooning time!!!

All these are examples of Ethical Gooning
by Moimoi667 May 2, 2025
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