Bill Donahue: Hey, uh.. your eminence, I can't handle the calls coming in any longer about the molestation accusations.
Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.
Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.
Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.
Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.
by The Technomancer April 3, 2010
Get the Eggs Benedict mug.Another term for XD, which is a face made of text to symbolize laughing. Although it is just another way to say it, the eggs part is used to symbolize the magic the gathering deck "eggs", and why it is funny for some reason. This is usually used in the manabæse group chat.
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when you ejaculate in your partners belly-button, and then pee on it a little for the holandaise sauce.
by cheeze mcdougal April 29, 2006
Get the eggs benedict mug.When a kid is leaving secondary school, and on his last day he goes mental and eggs the whole school, top to bottom.
by Barry June 4, 2004
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confronting her sexist boss on
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confronting her sexist boss on
how she is being less than her
male co-workers.
2. That girl hasm some eggs!!
by Pussy_Power December 23, 2003
Get the eggs n. mug.The source of all life, a magical material capable of things incomprehensible to mankind.
Also an expression to describe something incredible, incomprehensible or god-like.
Also an expression to describe something incredible, incomprehensible or god-like.
Example 1
Person 1: I wonder who made life.
Person 2: Eggs on toast mate
Example 2
Vegita: His power, its over 9000!
Old Man: Hes eggs on toast!
Person 1: I wonder who made life.
Person 2: Eggs on toast mate
Example 2
Vegita: His power, its over 9000!
Old Man: Hes eggs on toast!
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