Dylan

Dylan is one of sweetest guys ever. He is a guy who actually cares about your feelings. If you come across a Dylan, marry that man.

yooo Dylan is so sweet

by RemyTheRat April 9, 2020

Dylan

One who throws ass with the velocity of a small jet. One who eats ass with the velocity of a big jet. One who destroys puss. One who’s hair looks like that of Zeus. He once ate a 15 pound burger in 15 minutes…and then ate ass. He is…Dylan

“Bro. How does one become a Dylan”
“Impossible bro. You either have it or you don’t”

by Swaggy872 November 26, 2022

Dylan

The most amazing perfect kind hearted girl that there is. She’ll do anything for anyone. She’s beautiful, smart and funny.

Look at that girl. She so cute. Yeah duh. She’s a dylan.

by Cracker469 October 22, 2019

Dylan

He is a perfect guy. Mostly short. He's funny and has anger issues. If you ever come across a dylan, stay with him, if you dont, your loss.

Is that Dylan?
He is short.

by somekidthatyoudontknow January 22, 2022

Dylan

A smart and kind individual who can drop anyone off in 2k he is also a man of his word and never stwutches up and is never fake he also get mad hoes...not that girls are hoes

Dylan is awesome

by The 2k goat June 6, 2017

Dylan

A dipshit little fag. Yes it is me saying this

Me: hi
Dylan: Fuck you

by SHITMANWHALEBONE May 20, 2019

Dylan

A goofy nut job who has no idea when to stop being annoying, but even though he's annoying he still has some self control. He can become sad for no reason at some times, knows when to put his foot down and keeps you entertained pretty much 24/7.

Person 1: You see how annoying Dylan was the other day
Person 2: Yeah but you gotta admit hes pretty funny and entertaining
Person 1: yeah you're right!

by Bigbitchbarry March 5, 2022