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Dylan is a guy with a big penis and is skinny but really fit at the same time. Dylan's look sexy when you come by them at the pool. A Dylan can also have a variety off talents like dancing, sports, etc. A Dylan is always looking for a nice girl so they will always try to talk to or be funny around a person he likes.
(at the pool)
Girl:Omg! Is that the Dylan dude?
Other Girl: Hell yeah it is!
Girl: He is so hot!
Dylan by Dboss1121 June 11, 2017
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Noun: a ridiculously long shower, usually exceeding thirty minutes.
Verb: to shower endlessly.
Adjective: long in duration, but only relating to showers.
Noun Examples: "I feel so sweaty and gross, when I get home I'm gonna take a dylan straight away!" or "After three weeks of not showering at boyscout camp, when I got home I took a dylan."

Verb Examples: "When I get in the shower I'm going to dylan, so I won't be out until this evening.

Adjective Examples: "Yeah, that was a pretty dylan shower you just took." Or "Yeah, that ten hour shower was awfully dylan."
Of Jesus-esque proportions. Good at anything he wants to be good at. Can even transform water into wine, that, consequently, will most likely be consumed moments thereafter due to his uncanny alcoholism. Livers everywhere hate him.
Dylan by DRizz0 February 4, 2010
The type of person that is attracted to cats.
im a dylan ... meow
Dylan by dislander3000 January 1, 2012
will pay full attention to u until he gets all worped up in his own little thing that he believes to be a career, but really is not just a kid with a big dick thinking he gunna be a professional ... but really may not be.
dylan is that guy that people think is so small, but in reality is huge.
dylan by a true alexys June 10, 2010
A really cute brown haired guy that plays lots of sports some usually consist of football and basketball he gets all the girls. These girls are usually the popular ones with brown hair and hazel eyes. They have a nice tan and are really pretty
person one- omg did you hear Dylan's got a girlfriend Person 2- really what's her name. Person one- I think it's Isabella but idk
Dylan by Lalakalamaka April 19, 2017
A smart and kind individual who can drop anyone off in 2k he is also a man of his word and never stwutches up and is never fake he also get mad hoes...not that girls are hoes
Dylan is awesome
Dylan by The 2k goat June 6, 2017