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Dutchman's Curse

The Dutchman's Curse is any sentence that starts with "It's just a matter of...", "It should be working...", or something similar, implying that it will take no time to complete at all, but in reality always turns into being a lot more work.
Supervisor - It's just a matter of copying that line of code into this file.

-- 5 hours later --
Employee - I'm still working on it since I had to rewrite the file to get that line of code to work. Stupid Dutchman's Curse.
by tilespace October 4, 2010
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dutchman's uncle

NOUN: A person with unexpected or improbable qualities
If you don't enjoy jenever gin then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.
by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016
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Dutchman's pipe

I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.
That broad had a Dutchman's pipe slung in her nethers. Took me a Goddamned hour to get the nectar.
by Bob Mitchum July 23, 2019
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Dutchman's Sigh

The momentary audible discomfort when a Dutchman is penetrated too quickly.
I got a little excited last night and Lars let out a loud involuntary Dutchman's Sigh before slipping into a state of pure, unadulterated extacy.
by Gymbag Darryl May 2, 2022
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Dutchmans wife

When someone clogs the toilet with a monster dump
Bro, I couldn't go to the toilet at work today because someone dropped the dutchmans wife off
by Benza2023 October 10, 2023
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Dutchman Pride

When you flip a girls legs over her head spread her ass open and spit in it and go to town on it
Dick:Wanna see my Dutchman pride
Suzie: Hell no dad will beat us if we get caught doing that again
by Sizemcgee November 24, 2025
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armless dutchman

The art of watching someone give or receive a dutch rudder, usually due to your lack of having arms; like Kareem Abdul Jabbar.
Man Chuck Norris ripped off my arms because I asked him for a Dutch Rudder now I have to enjoy armless dutchman.
by KennBo September 10, 2011
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