dummy scoops 

an action in which a witness of another being saying an unintelligent statement calls out "dummies no nothing" and swipes the unintelligent person on the neck with an open hand, causing pain. further, the person who says the idiotic thing may call "self serve", when they are aware of the fact that they have indeed said something stupid, all before the witness can say "dummies no nothing". this is due to the fact that the "no nothing", in "dummies no nothing" implies the uneducated person cannot counter the the dummies that are coming their way. any other witnesses of an unintelligent person saying something unintelligent may also call "witness" after someone has called "dummies no nothing" and they too, can swipe the idiot's neck, also getting their dummies on that select person. to make things even more complicated, before "no nothing" is called and only "dummies" has been called, the stupid being, may indeed call "reverse" and at this point, the swiping of the neck on the dumb person has now turned against the accuser, and they will then be dummied.

Idiot: I want to go to China one day so I can finally try some authentic tacos.
Person Being Spoken To: DUMMIES NO NOTHING! Bring that neck here boi, let me get my dummy scoops.
Witnesses: WITNESS!
*Person Being Spoken To and Witnesses all swipe the Idiot's neck*

dummy scoops by JewChainz18 June 3, 2016

dummy mission 

When a fling, girlfriend or ex-girl friend calls another man to "handle", attack or kill her boyfriend while knowing that both men could either end up dead or in jail, while she lives free with her hands are clean. Dummy missions are usually started over a fight/disagreament but are escalated by lies. Usually, the guy that is sent on the dummy mission is a simp or does it for some personal honor (big brother) and is HIGHLY emotional, but hasn't been told the full story. Most dummy missions can be talked out between the two men but never do because those dummy men aren't emtionally stable of enough to get the full story.

Trish burned her boyfriend Michael's things and slapped him. Michael in his defense pushed her againt the wall and yelled at her to leave. Trish left and told Tom (her simp crush) that he punched her multiple times. Tom came back with her to the house with his pistol. On a dummy mission, Tom confronted Michael. A fight broke out and Tom shot Michael. Tom is doing 50 years in prison. Michael is Dead. Trish is now with John.

dummy mission by Victory1 December 4, 2022

Dummy Thicc 

When the clap of your asscheeks alert something

OH NO I'M Dummy Thicc, AND THE CLAP OF MY ASSCHEEKS ALERT THE GUARDS

Dummy Thicc by hunterthebird February 27, 2020

dummy smack 

A smack used on people that have just said something ignorant, uncreative, just plain stupid, etc.
A person that is so stupid that they deserve a smack.

.......................................................................................dummy smack.

dummy smack by Oh the insanity... November 13, 2003

Dummy Van 

A Full sized family van that Town bosses stunt out and put on 22's, dvd's, candy paint, spinners,woofers, etc. We call it the "Dummy Van" because you can go pick up a van load of yo potnas and ride around all night in the van and go Dumb!!

We rode around in the Dummy Van all night

Dummy Van by The Sensei May 13, 2005

dummy thic 

reaaaal thiccccc...ya know stupid thiccc

Bridget: Lexi look at Becca over there in the lake...she is looking dummy thic!
Lexi: Ya! She is looking dummy thic!

dummy thic by dummythiccccc September 1, 2017

dummy fucked 

you just straight up fucked. good luck gettin out of this one fam.

"Hey did you study for the History final?"
"No dude, I'm dummy fucked for this test."

dummy fucked by viewsssssss May 19, 2016