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Skull Ducking

Skull ducking is an ancient myan sport which involves tapping someone on the skull with the bill of a duck. Whoever can withstand being ducked for the longest time win. Although it is quite complicated and it involves the flexing of certain skeletal muscles to make the skull ducking last longer.

Recently, has been recommended by some that it should be an olympic sport.
We skull ducked for hours.
I Skull ducked your grandmother.
I dipped the remainder of my penis in a shit covered, hairy bloody, egg smelling, tuna infested, bubbling, vaginal puss farting hole after we were done Skull Ducking Your grandmother.
by The Brave Little Toaster June 2, 2009
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ducking wreck

Not backing down from anyone or anything intimidating
That foo big but I ain't ducking wreck
by LilO974 July 24, 2017
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Donald Ducking

Donald Ducking is for a guy to walk around naked with a boner wearing only a T-shirt.
One of the cadets in my pod likes to walk around Donald Ducking!
by eda-skip October 7, 2021
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Ugly Ducklings

Fan(s) of Jennifer Morrison (a.k.a JMO) and/or her character Emma Swan (in Once Upon a Time)
A: Wow! You know everything about Jennifer Morrison!
B: Cuz I'm one of the Ugly Ducklings!
by livelaughenjoy June 19, 2015
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duckin my fuck

this is real helpful cause it happens all the time. A guy spends all his time tryin to get laid by this one girl just leadin him on and leadin him on. At the very last minute when he are a half a kiss away from the big time she ducks his fuck and bails. Leaves him all high and dry.
every party u ever been to
by Greg Haschke July 11, 2005
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Ducking

Identical to dogging apart from the fact it takes place on a water vessel.

dogging carping piking
As Carrie stepped upon the Coronenberg, she knew she about to have the ducking experience of a lifetime...
by Razzle August 21, 2004
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grundle duckling

When your buddy is passed out and you glue a duck bill to his GRUNDLE. When he awakes and tries to walk the duck bill will wiggle and bite the back of his sack causing him to fall to the ground and yell, SHIT!!! The grundle bites are attacking my sack!
Billie bob (bag of donuts)Yooo Johnnie, let's give Todd the GRUNDLE DUCKLING he is passed out.
Johnnnie, sweet I got a duck bill handy!
Billie Bob glueing, glueing
5 hours later...
Todd awakes and tried to walk to the bathroom and falls over in pain holding his package...
Todd.. CRAP the grunts are attacking my SACK!
by ass hammer December 3, 2006
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